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Will it be on TV?
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it doesn't, bag.
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SamplesBoiTrump should declare THE PURGE to begin tonight. His supporters get pardons (and a slush fund). Democrats and Faggers get bullets.
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SamplesBoi wrote:
Trump should declare THE PURGE to begin tonight.
This is not a test. This is your emergency broadcast system announcing the commencement of the Annual Purge sanctioned by the U.S. Government. Weapons of class 4 and lower have been authorized for use during the Purge. All other weapons are restricted. Government officials of ranking 10 have been granted immunity from the Purge and shall not be harmed. Commencing at the siren, any and all crime, including murder, will be legal for 12 continuous hours. Police, fire, and emergency medical services will be unavailable until tomorrow morning until 7 a.m., when The Purge concludes. Blessed be our New Founding Fathers and America, a nation reborn. May God be with you all.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=us_0aLWOa8E
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It will happen slowly.
Toilet paper and Hot Pockets will start to disappear from shelves.
Cellular networks will shut down suddenly.
Pornhub, xvideos, xhamster will go offline.
Youtube will only show an endless loop of this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_d8NhNmiRs
Sputtering oversized SUVs lined up 100 deep to pick up kids will sputter to a stop as the Strait of Hormuz is permanently closed, and the occupants realize they are no longer able to walk.
With the cellular networks down, voters will forget who to vote for, and Philip Kaplan (one 'l') will come to take us home.
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It will start with a massive fart from the White House 
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Remember when those guys took over that nature reserve, occupied it for a month, like clowns, and then a couple of them got shot when they made a run for it? 
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Sputtering oversized SUVs lined up 100 deep to pick up kids will sputter to a stop as the Strait of Hormuz is permanently closed, and the occupants realize they are no longer able to walk.
We don't need ME oil, but the Euroweenies will suffer.
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It will start with a massive fart from the White House
Not possible. Swalwell is gone.
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Remember when those guys took over that nature reserve, occupied it for a month, like clowns, and then a couple of them got shot when they made a run for it?
I don't remember this. I remember CHAD or CHOP in the shythole known as Seattle.
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Send more dildoes!
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