> Jesus CHRIST. The STENCH. The HEINOUS REEK of the hellish AMALGAM of GAS AND SLIME leaching from my FILTHY BOWELS would drive the DAEMONS from the PIT OF ACHERON ITSELF

How did I do it, I hear you ask?

A big plate of lamb tagine with squash, chickpeas and apricots. No surprise there. Rounded out with carrots and a curry puff. Couple of ladles of beetroot slaw. Rounded out with several pints of dark ale.

It's almost enough to wish my bitch of an ex-wife back again so I could dutch oven her to the hereafter.