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PelvicOarfishWas digging through old threads tonight and stumbled into the Unstrapp'd archives. For the newer crowd who missed the original 2010 saga, allow me to set the scene:
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**The Premise:** A YouTube-based "reality TV show for entrepreneurs" (their words). A house full of telegenic dipshyts who were going to build a "$100 million dollar business." Their core product? Free blogs. That's it. You got a free WordPress install. The catch was you had to buy hosting from them at $10/month. They sold (per CI lore) approximately seven (7) of these.
**The Cast (as immortalized in CI threads circa 2010):**
• **Bradley Will** — CEO. Founder. Visionary. Man with a brand.
• **Russell Yermal** — co-conspirator
• **Chris Record + Vanessa Record** — the husband/wife combo
• **Arthur "Cokefiend" Human Shyt** — sold $1000 phone calls
• **Ben Dixon, Gabe Strom, John Stippick, Bill Dully** — the rest of the entourage
• **Kyle T. "The Bitch" Garrett** — heartthrobpreneur, did all the actual work
• and the rotating "passed around the team" girl whose name nobody can quite remember
**The Crimes Against Reason:**
1. The Chris McCann incident — guy in a wheelchair allegedly sent them $50k (on video!)
2. The "Million Dollar Mansion" they couldn't afford and quietly gave back
3. Bradley Will's bio that read like a LinkedIn essay written during a fever dream
4. The "100,000 views in the first month" goal that was never met
5. The Michael W. Story review ("This could be as bad as Sex in the City 2") that more or less ended them
6. Arthur Human Shyt literally selling consulting calls priced like a vintage Patek
**Why It Mattered:** This was *pre-Instagram-influencer*. Pre-LinkedIn-thought-leader. Pre-Gary-Vee-empire-of-air. These guys were the alpha prototype of every "entrepreneur lifestyle" grift you've seen in the last 15 years. They just had the misfortune of doing it on YouTube in 2010 when CampIdiot was still hungry, and the entire forum descended on them like vultures on roadkill in a Texas highway median.
**Where Are They Now?** Probably teaching a Skool community how to "10x your morning routine." Probably selling NFTs. Probably running an "AI-powered MLM" that's actually just ChatGPT + a Stripe link. The grift never dies, it just changes wrapping paper.
I miss the days when "entrepreneur" was an insult on this forum. Some things should stay sacred.
D/N/T 🥃 to Bradley, Kyle the Bitch, and the wheelchair guy who never got his money back.
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HeekeeI miss Unstrapp’d 
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HydeParkerHeekee wrote:
I miss Unstrapp’d
We all do...

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HeekeeHydeParker wrote:
We all do...
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we need a reunion tour! 
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Drew Curtis used to rake in $60,000 a month with Fark.
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PelvicOarfish wrote:
• **Kyle T. "The Bitch" Garrett** — heartthrobpreneur, did all the actual work
guy in a wheelchair allegedly sent them $50k - the wheelchair guy who never got his money back.
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VP_Spiro_T_Cheney
it takes chops to be a successful grifter. One bunch goes bust, another makes billions selling the stock of a social media/crypto/nuclear fusion company with no revenues.
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Is that really the "I Am Human Shyt" spastic? Did people call him to hear a bunch of half-baked stats on Spanky or something? 
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Is that really the "I Am Human Shyt" spastic? Did people call him to hear a bunch of half-baked stats on Spanky or something?
No. Someone here just used that name years later.
Though I think Human Shyt did actually post here a bit around Unstrapp'd time.
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PelvicOarfish wrote:
the rotating "passed around the team" girl whose name nobody can quite remember
Amber Rose Gallagher? She had a fair amount of scrutiny from CI also.
Supposedly she scammed her way to Key Biscayne FL a few years ago. Probably sold her dotter. 
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.,Heekee wrote:
I miss Unstrapp’d
days when I was feeling unproductive - I'd watch those videos and realize I was actually pretty fuqing productive.
Miss that circus show - it was therapeutic 
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Though I think Human Shyt did actually post here a bit around Unstrapp'd time.
modfilth ruin everything
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Yew forgot Lambo leaning!
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Yew forgot Lambo leaning!

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There's a couple of other funny ones of Arthur Tubster, but modfilth have ruined that with their psychotic word replacement board content mutilation faggorty.
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