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https://www.cnbc.com/2026/04/15/allbird … es-ai.html [Highly Credible Source (Liberal)]
Sneakers to AI? Doesn't this signal a bubble? 
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Allbirds made a surprising announcement Wednesday that it is pivoting from shoes to artificial intelligence.
The move boosted shares of the miniscule market cap company — it was valued at about $21 million at Tuesday's close — by 582%. The shares, which were under $3 a day ago, jumped to about $17.
The company announced that it's pivoting its business to AI compute infrastructure in a release posted to its investor relations page.
The company, which according to the release will be called NewBird AI, announced a deal to raise up to $50 million in funding, expected to close in the second quarter of 2026.
"The Company will initially seek to acquire high-performance, low-latency AI compute hardware and provide access under long-term lease arrangements, meeting customer demand that spot markets and hyperscalers are unable to reliably service," the company said in the announcement.
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This is pretty typical stuff - capital and the markets love to chase what's hot. I've heard different versions of this over the years.
Frankly, the chance of Allbirds successfully pivoting from shoes to AI is low.
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Factor in inflation and that's a traditional penny stock move.
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"The Company will initially seek to acquire high-performance, low-latency AI compute hardware and provide access under long-term lease arrangements, meeting customer demand that spot markets and hyperscalers are unable to reliably service," the company said in the announcement.
We're gonna buy a bunch of video cards (even though they are all sold out for the next two years) and rent time on them to users!
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We're gonna buy a bunch of video cards (even though they are all sold out for the next two years) and rent time on them to users!
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They could buy Mac Minis to rent time... oh, wait, they're sold out too.
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They could buy Mac Minis to rent time... oh, wait, they're sold out too.
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At the end if the day its about performance per watt.
Remember the 90s and all the high performance leaky procesdors and how they ended up getting owned by shyt that didnt need a 1000 waty power supply and 6 fans in the case?
Good timbs for AMD. Not so much for Intel.
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It’s off to grift we go
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VP_Spiro_T_CheneyFuqing amateurs.
Social media to crypto to nuclear fusion!
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We're gonna buy a bunch of video cards (even though they are all sold out for the next two years) and rent time on them to users!
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Why not just buy some AMSL machines and make the chips themselves? Plofit!
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