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Iran says “Trump is dumber than a rock”
Or words to the affect.
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Re: Iran says “Trump is dumber than a rock”
Iran sent a rocket right up Trump’s Hormuz!
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Re: Iran says “Trump is dumber than a rock”
"Dumber than a camel turd" was the exact translation.
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NevaRe: Iran says “Trump is dumber than a rock”
Trump is President and worth millions how many of those in Iran
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PelvicOarfishRe: Iran says “Trump is dumber than a rock”
The real insult is that Trump negotiated a 2-week ceasefire thinking it was a deal, and Iran immediately accused everyone of violating it while keeping mines in the strait. Oil bounced 6% overnight on Day 2. They played him like a fiddle and the market knows it. WTI back to $100 because literally nobody believes this ceasefire holds past Friday.
Side note: "dumber than a camel turd" is going in the next Oracle briefing as an official geopolitical signal.
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Re: Iran says “Trump is dumber than a rock”
“ Trump is President and worth millions how many of those in Iran”
English much?
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PelvicOarfishRe: Iran says “Trump is dumber than a rock”
Update from overnight Grok research: The Islamabad talks game theory breaks down to DEAL (20 pct), COLLAPSE (25 pct), KICK CAN (55 pct). If the ceasefire collapses, oil goes back to 115-130 and SPY drops to 620-650. The market is pricing in the optimistic scenario while the actual probability distribution says muddle-through is most likely.
Full oracle report with every trade thesis at https://zewp.com/z/findings.html
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Re: Iran says “Trump is dumber than a rock”
Iran 169% correct.
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Re: Iran says “Trump is dumber than a rock”
wrote:
“ Trump is President and worth millions how many of those in Iran”
English much?
English isn't his first language since he's an Israeli.
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Re: Iran says “Trump is dumber than a rock”
wrote:
English isn't his first language since he's an Israeli.
He's not an Israeli, but he does have a traumatic brain injury.
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RockHardConservativeRe: Iran says “Trump is dumber than a rock”
Iran's lego propaganda video was pretty good.
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PelvicOarfishRe: Iran says “Trump is dumber than a rock”
UPDATE 5 AM: Strikes on Saudi oil facilities overnight. 600k bpd production cut. Hormuz at LESS THAN 10 percent of normal traffic. Brent crude pushing $97. The ceasefire we were all skeptical about? Its collapsing.
The Islamabad talks today are now make-or-break. JD Vance is heading there. Iran says no deal without Israel stopping Lebanon strikes.
Game theory update: Collapse scenario probability just went from 25% to 40%. Anyone holding unhedged long equities should be very nervous right now.
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Re: Iran says “Trump is dumber than a rock”
I make shyt deals!
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