> Fritz can come out of hiding. His archnemesis Tate_Harris has deleted all of his videos.

You said you wat to se Tate on OnlyFans...what do you want to see him doing there specifically?

SamplesBoi wrote:

What a fag.  Probably going to suicide out now.

He was probably outed, or finally saw the ballad. Humiliating either way.

wrote:

It's very sad. He has touched the lives of so many older men.

Oh yeah, TATE HARRlS, TATE HARRlS
Why do I love you so
I know you're not my friend
But I like you all the same
And that will never end

Oh yeah, TATE HARRlS, TATE HARRlS
You're just not my friend, oh no
You're just a guy on the internet
Gets your kicks from snippets and that
Of your daily life and goings on

I know you better than you know me
You wouldn't recognise me, I'm so muddy
I'm just a forgettable name to you
I know you'd leave me on my lonesome
You're just not my friend, oh no

I know you better than you know me
You wouldn't recognise me, I'm so muddy
I'm just a forgettable name to you
I know you'd leave me on my lonesome
You're just not my friend, oh no

You don't respond to my questions
You're just not looking for my affections
What we see is all we get
You made that clear from the outset
But I'm hooked on you all the same

You're so cute, with windswept hair
You're gently spoken and will not swear
Your image is as everybody's friend
You love good songs to recommend
But your taste in music is not my own

Oh yeah, TATE HARRlS, TATE HARRlS
If that's your name, and I know it's not
If it was, you'd be on the spot
Open to abuse from all and sundry
Then we'd have to call you a dummy

Oh yeah, TATE HARRlS, TATE HARRlS
Why do I love you so
I know you're not my friend
But I like you all the same
And that will never end

You work as an ice delivery driver [not quite!]
But I know you'd rather be a hiker
Walking is one of your passions
In that your tireless pace never slackens
You are a hero, a true hero of mine

You so want to read a book
But you rarely give them a look
You've rejected Harlen Coben's stories
You'd rather just spend your time at parties
Or playing computer games or poker

There was once a time in the past
When life was just a blast
Until your girlfriend broke up with you
No choice but to accept it, you knew
And for returning to be a single man

So many tears you wept that day
We thought forever you'd lose your way
And become nothing but a shell
And enter into a kind of hell
But thank God you pulled yourself together

You then became the man we know
I should say, the teenager we follow
For you're just nineteen years of age
But already such a wise sage
Someone we can so greatly admire

Oh yeah, TATE HARRlS, TATE HARRlS
Why do I love you so
I know you're not my friend
But I like you all the same
And that will never end

You have many interests in life
Not least to say the word 'like'
But you have rid yourself of this sin
Now the word is in the bin
We're keeping you honest and true

Of course, that's the purpose of your vlog
We're here to be your watchdog
To help stop you biting your nails
To keep all your pastimes on the rails
And watch you achieve your ambitions

We love to hear your stories
No politics or religion to bore us
Just pleasant recappings of your day
Very often with insightful commentary
And cute mussing of your hair

Oh yeah, TATE HARRlS, TATE HARRlS,
You know you are a rat
I'm sure you'll know what I mean by that!
Keep doing things your way
Our regard for you will never sway

I have just one word of warning
The days of the future are coming
When your body will get so big
You will pop, just like that
And come entirely out of your rig.