> Spanky: You will probably have a heart attack at some point. Follow my instructions if you want to live.

First of all, carry an aspirin pill in your wallet.  When you feel a heart attack coming (chest pains, shortness of breath, etc), chew the aspirin, swallow, and call 911, and say that you want to go to one of the following hospitals in your area (top ranked for cardiology).

#7 Northwestern Medicine-Northwestern Memorial Hospital

#13 Rush University Medical Center

https://health.usnews.com/best-hospital … rt-surgery