> I saw 2 guys wearing matching outfits and asked if they were fags.

I was climbing hills in the PNW last year with a couple of chums and we passed a large group of obvious faggots going the other way. Some topless, one even in leather.

Being a ribald sort of chap, I said very loudly 'CHECK THE MAP, DAVE, I THINK WE'VE STRAYED ONTO BROKEBACK'

They didn't see the funny side (and nor did my pals) but fuq it, if I'm always the one that has to SAY IT, so be it.