> Landlord doesn't listen anyway... my move out special seemed fitting 🤣 (reddit)

Drilled his depressing beige walls harder than Ron Jeremy during this tenancy. Made use of some heavily used earplugs to fill those holes, lubricated with various bodily fluids to get em in there (but mostly just for fun) followed by the ol' toothpaste trick instead of real spackle.

Dumb bastard left cans of the paint he used cluttering up the garage, so gonna take a little bit to finish the job and then oh so accidentally leave it cracked slightly open to dry.