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SockpuppetStarting at 2:40am of course.
Enraging.
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Sockpuppet wrote:
Starting at 2:40am of course.
Enraging.
Just replace the battery.
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caseycukedmewrote:
Just replace the battery.
Too fat for a ladder
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A true ally of BLM
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wrote:
A true ally of BLM
CHIRP!
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Tom LeykisIt's been ON GUARD, protecting you and yours FROM DEATH, every minute for the last ten years. It's time for a new one.
I highly recommend everyone have 10 year smoke AND CO detectors. If you get the ones that report to a central station -- EVEN BETTER!!
Tell us Spanky, what have YOU accomplished IN THE LAST DECADE? (That's 10 years, in case you forgot).
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Spanky's farts shorten their life.
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Tom LeykisSockpuppet wrote:
Starting at 2:40am of course.
Enraging.
ANGY!!!
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Just another day at the switch yard.
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Tom has a CO detector in his shorts.
It warns him when his poop bag is at capacity.
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Tom Leykiswrote:
Tom has a CO detector in his shorts.
It warns him when his poop bag is at capacity.
When your day of enragement starts at 0245, this is the kind of writing you get by 830 bayou time.
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Tom
A clue for you buddy.
Not everyone is Spanky
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Tom Leykiswrote:
Tom
A clue for you buddy.
Not everyone is Spanky:
But YOU ARE, Fat Boy! Now, SHOVE OFF
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Tom Leykis wrote:
But YOU ARE, Fat Boy! Now, SHOVE OFF
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Tom Leykiswrote:
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Dat chirping sound is annoying, but I'm too lazy to do anything about it.
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Tom LeykisTom Leykis wrote:
It's been ON GUARD, protecting you and yours FROM DEATH, every minute for the last ten years. It's time for a new one.
I highly recommend everyone have 10 year smoke AND CO detectors. If you get the ones that report to a central station -- EVEN BETTER!!
Tell us Spanky, what have YOU accomplished IN THE LAST DECADE? (That's 10 years, in case you forgot).
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Spankywrote:
Just replace the battery.
That wasn't the issue. CO detectors have a defined EOL. This one reached it, and nothing can be done about it other than replace it. New ones will arrive today.
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Spankywrote:
I am usually a pretty calm person, but shyt like that makes me fly into a blind rage.
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SpankyTom Leykis wrote:
It's been ON GUARD, protecting you and yours FROM DEATH, every minute for the last ten years. It's time for a new one.
I highly recommend everyone have 10 year smoke AND CO detectors. If you get the ones that report to a central station -- EVEN BETTER!!
Tell us Spanky, what have YOU accomplished IN THE LAST DECADE? (That's 10 years, in case you forgot).
Here is my situation:
14 total protective devices:
- 9 hard-wired (with battery backup), interconnected smoke devices (10-year lithium battery installed)
- 2 battery-operated, station-monitored smoke / CO combo devices (lithium battery installed)
- 1 battery-operated smoke / CO combo device (10-year lithium battery installed)
- 2 battery operated CO devices (10-year lithium battery installed)
It was one of those last ones that failed. Two new ones are arriving today along with two new 10-year batteries.
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Spankywrote:
Dat chirping sound is annoying, but I'm too lazy to do anything about it.
Oh, it would be impossible for me not to do something about it.
I'd use a baseball bat to bring an end to the terror if it would come to that.
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Spanky wrote:
Oh, it would be impossible for me not to do something about it.
I'd use a baseball bat to bring an end to the terror if it would come to that.
I was mocking black people, not you.
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Smoke Detector Beeping and Smoke Detector Chirping, also known as Smoke Alarm Beep and Smoke Alarm Chirp, refer to memes about people not changing batteries in smoke detectors in their homes once they start emitting a repeating beeping signal to indicate that they may not function properly due to low battery charge. In the early 2020s, the unwillingness to change batteries in smoke detectors became a stereotype associated with Black people, prompted by a viral TikTok and a series of viral posts on Twitter.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/smoke-detector-beeping
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Tom Leykiswrote:
I was mocking black people, not you.
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Smoke Detector Beeping and Smoke Detector Chirping, also known as Smoke Alarm Beep and Smoke Alarm Chirp, refer to memes about people not changing batteries in smoke detectors in their homes once they start emitting a repeating beeping signal to indicate that they may not function properly due to low battery charge. In the early 2020s, the unwillingness to change batteries in smoke detectors became a stereotype associated with Black people, prompted by a viral TikTok and a series of viral posts on Twitter.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/smoke-detector-beeping
You're pretty close, but the issue was STEALING THE BATTERIES, then blaming the landlord for lack of functional smoke detectors. I saw it for myself when I had tenants above Headquarters. I solved that with SYSTEM hard wired detectors - with no batteries and tamper indication. Later, I solved it with TEN year battery operated (non stealable) units with anti tamper screws.
And I had GOOD tenants!
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Spankywrote:
I was mocking black people, not you.
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Smoke Detector Beeping and Smoke Detector Chirping, also known as Smoke Alarm Beep and Smoke Alarm Chirp, refer to memes about people not changing batteries in smoke detectors in their homes once they start emitting a repeating beeping signal to indicate that they may not function properly due to low battery charge. In the early 2020s, the unwillingness to change batteries in smoke detectors became a stereotype associated with Black people, prompted by a viral TikTok and a series of viral posts on Twitter.
https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/smoke-detector-beeping
I am not a meme person. I am not on TikTok nor am I on Twitter.
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Spanky wrote:
Here is my situation:
14 total protective devices:
- 9 hard-wired (with battery backup), interconnected smoke devices (10-year lithium battery installed)
- 2 battery-operated, station-monitored smoke / CO combo devices (lithium battery installed)
- 1 battery-operated smoke / CO combo device (10-year lithium battery installed)
- 2 battery operated CO devices (10-year lithium battery installed)
It was one of those last ones that failed. Two new ones are arriving today along with two new 10-year batteries.
No wifi interconnected Smoke/CO2 alarms? Guess you didn't buy the best in this case.
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