> 🎵🎵 Oh yeah, Fritz Faggot, Fritz Faggot 🎵🎵

Why do I hate you so
I know you're no redboarder
But you fuqed up all the same
Fuqed up beyond repair

Oh yeah, Fritz Faggot, Fritz Faggot
You're no redboarder, oh no
You're just a qunt on the internet
Gets your kicks from censoring all
Of everybody else's fun

I know you better than you know me
You wouldn't recognise me, I use a proxy
I'm just a forgettable dot to you
I know you'd ban me from your shytboard
You're just no redboarder, no

You don't accept registrations
You're just not looking for contributions
The front page is fuqing dead
It's been that way from the outset
But I despise you all the same

You're so dull, so full of hot air
You're such a bagger, you hate the Jews
Your image is as F5's nagging wife
You have fuq all to recommend you
But your fascist bullshyt is not my own

Oh yeah, Fritz Faggot, Fritz Faggot
If that's your name, and I know it's not
I wish it was, but you've yet to be doxxed
Exposed for the whole wide world to see
Then we'd find out you swallow cummies

Oh yeah, Fritz Faggot, Fritz Faggot
Why do I hate you so
I know you're no redboarder
But you fuqed up all the same
Fuqed up beyond repair

You work as a glory hole receiver
But I know you'd rather be an incel
Wanking is your only passion
In that your death grip never slackens
You are a hero, a true hero of fags

Oh yeah, Fritz Faggot, Fritz Faggot,
You know you are a rat
I'm sure you'll know what I mean by that!
Keep driving all your posters away
Our disdain for you will never sway

I have just one word of warning
The days of the future are coming
When your body will get so big
You will pop, just like that
And come entirely out of your rig.