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Jokey ChanA horse goes into a bar
The bartender says
We don't get very many horses in here
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and the horse says
At these prices I'm not surprised
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Jokey ChanRe: A horse goes into a bar
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Phillip_McCavityRe: A horse goes into a bar
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JPP.5Re: A horse goes into a bar
A Giraffe, a Skunk and a Deer walk into a bar and get drunk.
When the tab comes:
The Skunk looks into his pockets and says "I ain't got a scent"
The Deer says "I haven't had any Doe in a long time"
So the Giraffe says "Well, I guess the highballs are on me"
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Fark me!
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Original_Lonely_GuyRe: A horse goes into a bar
An atom walks into a bar and says to the bartender:
"Barkeep, I've lost an electron"
The bartender says "Are you sure"?
"I'm positive"
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Original_Lonely_GuyRe: A horse goes into a bar
A neutron walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "how much for a beer?
The bartender says, "For you, no charge."
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Proof that the education system is failing us.
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Jokey Chan
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Poop ScoopRe: A horse goes into a bar
A dyslexic man walks into a bra
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A guy goes to the doctor and the doctor says "I have bad news and worse news"
guy says "Give me the worse news first"
"You have cancer"
Wow! that's bad... what's the bad news?
You have alzheimer's disease.
Whew! That's a relief, I was worried I had cancer.
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Ho Chi MinhRe: A horse goes into a bar
The Bartender says, "We don't serve neutrinos here."
A neutrino walks into a bar.
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Original_Lonely_GuyRe: A horse goes into a bar
Ron Santo and SIL walk into a bar.
Ron turns to SIL and says "Want me to push your stool in?"
SIL says "Only if you give me a reacharound".
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A photon walks into a bar with a suitcase. Want me to get that for you, asks the bartender. No, it's okay, says the photon, I'm traveling light
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Ho Chi MinhRe: A horse goes into a bar
A man's wife is missing two days after taking hey Kayak out for a spin in Puget Sound. He calls the police and they start searching by dragging the bottom.
Two days later the police report to the man that they have bad news, good news and great news.
The man asks, "Give me the bad news first". The police tell him they found her body and she is dead. The man then wants to know the good news.
The police tell him the good news is that when they brought her body up it was covered in 30 lbs of crabs.
The man then asks, "What is the great news?"
The police say, "The great news is that were going to bring her up again tomorrow."
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What do you get when you cross an engineer with a prostitute?
A fuqing know-it-all
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