> Elon Mush is going to end up proud owner of $44B worth of trolls, attention-whores and creeps

#1 2022-08-06 16:57:53

Back in April, Elon Musk made a $44 billion offer to buy Twitter before he decided in July that he wanted to cancel the deal. But that’s not how it works when you’ve already made a legally binding commitment. And a new court filing from Twitter pokes hole after hole in every complaint the Tesla CEO has made about the purchase agreement.

Twitter sued Musk last month, explaining that he was still on the hook to fork over all that cash. Musk countersued and submitted explanations for why he didn’t want the social media company anymore and Twitter has responded to those claims in a court filing in Delaware unsealed on Thursday.

Twitter didn’t pull any punches in the 127-page filing, walking right up to the line of calling Musk an idiotic liar without actually using those words. But they were damn close.

“The Counterclaims are a made-for-litigation tale that is contradicted by the evidence and common sense,” Twitter said in the new court filing. The company called his complaints “factually inaccurate, legally insufficient, and commercially irrelevant.”

“Musk invents representations Twitter never made and then tries to wield, selectively, the extensive confidential data Twitter provided him to conjure a breach of those purported representations. Yet Musk simultaneously and incoherently asserts that Twitter breached the merger agreement by stonewalling his information requests,” the social media company continued.

The legal beatdown continued from there, eviscerating Musk’s claims about the number of bots on Twitter and the number of active users on the platform—the two big issues the billionaire takes with the deal.

Whatever excuses Musk can come up with, he signed an agreement to buy the company at a given price and waived any due diligence. Twitter could have thousands of bodies buried underneath its headquarters in San Francisco and that still wouldn’t change the fact that Musk decided to only have substantive questions after he signed on the dotted line. He said he’d buy Twitter, as-is and without refunds.

#2 2022-08-06 16:59:01

He's triggering you libtard weirdos which makes it a worthwhile investment.

#3 2022-08-06 17:00:36

I sort of hope he ends up owning it.

He'll turn all the censorship off 100% and everyone will see the Jew. The triggering will be endless for liberals.

#4 2022-08-06 17:28:27

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I sort of hope he ends up owning it.

He'll turn all the censorship off 100% and everyone will see the Jew. The triggering will be endless for liberals.

whyte's a trojan horse for Elliott Management, which is buying up all social media to clamp down on criticism of Israel.

#5 2022-08-06 17:31:47

The only way that Musk can pull out of the deal and get away with paying a $1 billion fine is if Morgan Stanley and others pull the financing, but it can't be at the urging of Musk - because then it'd be a conspiracy, and Twitter has already subpoenad the banks for their records.

#6 2022-08-06 17:31:56

I heard he has to buy it at 44 billion or they will arrest him. But he can't pay the 44 billion because he is bankrupt. They are probably going to execute him.
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#7 2022-08-06 18:48:34

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I heard he has to buy it at 44 billion or they will arrest him. But he can't pay the 44 billion because he is bankrupt. They are probably going to execute him.
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Yeah, he'll be arrested if he's ordered by a court to buy Twitter and he declines - unless he flees to Israel, of course.

#8 2022-08-06 18:54:00

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The only way that Musk can pull out of the deal and get away with paying a $1 billion fine is if Morgan Stanley and others pull the financing, but it can't be at the urging of Musk - because then it'd be a conspiracy, and Twitter has already subpoenad the banks for their records.

If Musk proves what everyone expects... The Twitter dumpster fire is nothing but bots, I'd bet the purchasing syndicate would pull their funding.

#9 2022-08-06 19:05:06

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If Musk proves what everyone expects... The Twitter dumpster fire is nothing but bots, I'd bet the purchasing syndicate would pull their funding.

Elon Musk is in a winning position no matter what. He's going to buy twitter, the question is at what price. He also wants to gut the existing staff and make structural changes in the underlying service. All he is buying is the brand and user base. He doesn't care if it's 44 billion, 34 billion, or 50 billion. He knows by controlling twitter he will control the national conversation, and once he puts his own AI bots into it, he will basically control the propaganda the masses willingly consume.

Elon is pure Alpha. In 10 years time, millions of young women will line up at Tesla branded sperm banks so they can bear his progeny. Twitter will be the only forum big enough to talk to his family.

#10 2022-08-06 19:07:37

RockHardConservative wrote:
He's triggering you libtard weirdos which makes it a worthwhile investment.

More like triggering smiles from Twitter shareholders who'll get $54.20 a share for a $10 stock (and IMO a $10 valuation is generous)

twitter is a cesspool of attention whores, trolls and creeps and Elon is welcome to it.

#11 2022-08-06 19:37:12

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If Musk proves what everyone expects... The Twitter dumpster fire is nothing but bots, I'd bet the purchasing syndicate would pull their funding.

All of that is immaterial to the case.

#12 2022-08-06 19:44:38

By the way, there're some incredible people on Twitter, but you need an education to follow them (this applies both to the baggers and Spanky).

Here's one ATsamhaselby

#13 2022-08-06 19:55:51

Here's at TiltingatM3 who's a graduate student in Chicago. He has an interesting thread going on the nation and state. Again, you've to be educated to follow these people.

#14 2022-08-06 19:57:37

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Here's ATTiltingatM3 @ TiltingatM3
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#15 2022-08-06 20:00:07

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Yeah, Spanky is replacing @ with Whyte.

#16 2022-08-06 20:00:57

fuqing testing

#17 2022-08-06 20:01:19

replacing

#18 2022-08-06 20:02:54

I've forced Spanky to try to regex out three letter words with common characters. digtbk It's no surprise he can't get it right given his meager level of education and intelligence.

#19 2022-08-06 20:05:36

Him having control will make a huge difference in coming elections thumbup

#20 2022-08-06 20:06:54

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I've forced Spanky to try to regex out three letter words with common characters. It's no surprise he can't get it right given his meager level of education and intelligence.

He is kind of dull.

#21 2022-08-06 20:28:36

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Him having control will make a huge difference in coming elections

You fuqloons actually think exposing "normies" to the full force of your creepy right wing basement-incel batshyt insanity is going to HELP the GOP cause?

Do me a favor and just hide somewhere for the next two years and four months.
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#22 2022-08-06 20:31:48

VP_Spiro_T_Cheney wrote:
You fuqloons actually think exposing "normies" to the full force of your creepy right wing basement-incel batshyt insanity is going to HELP the GOP cause?

Do me a favor and just hide somewhere for the next two years and four months.
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I still remember you guys losing your shyt over "the libs of tik tok" all they were doing was promoting liberal videos to a wider audience. People pay for that kind of service.

#23 2022-08-06 20:37:11

Yeah, the people are rejecting VP and his drag queen party of groomers, not the Trump ideas.

#24 2022-08-06 21:41:49

Twitter price will be negotiated and Elon will do good things with it.

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