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#1 2022-08-06 03:04:28

The state of Spanky's table

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Sockpuppet
#2 2022-08-06 03:22:01

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17 years old. Little bit of wear.

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#3 2022-08-06 03:59:49

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That table has seen plenty of action!

wartard

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#4 2022-08-06 04:02:13

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Sockpuppet wrote:

17 years old. Little bit of wear.

Looks more like water damage or something similar. Doesn't look like wear.

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Sockpuppet
#5 2022-08-06 04:23:19

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Looks more like water damage or something similar. Doesn't look like wear.

Right. Yeah. That’s where I put my water. I put them on coasters, but obviously some splashing must happen.

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#6 2022-08-06 04:29:31

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Sockpuppet wrote:

Right. Yeah. That’s where I put my water. I put them on coasters, but obviously some splashing must happen.

How are you splashing water to the extent that it causes severe water damage to your table?

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Sockpuppet
#7 2022-08-06 04:32:17

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How are you splashing water to the extent that it causes severe water damage to your table?

I don’t know. Probably death by thousand cuts. Little bit of water here and there for 17 years.

Anyway. No biggie.

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#8 2022-08-06 04:34:19

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I've seen hobos with a better dinner table.
rofl

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#9 2022-08-06 04:35:58

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Sockpuppet wrote:

I don’t know. Probably death by thousand cuts. Little bit of water here and there for 17 years.

Anyway. No biggie.

Coasters are designed to prevent that kind of thing. You're consistently splashing beyond the coaster. How is this possible?

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Sockpuppet
#10 2022-08-06 04:36:40

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I've seen hobos with a better dinner table.
rofl

It’s not a dinner table. It’s a side table.

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Sockpuppet
#11 2022-08-06 04:38:17

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Coasters are designed to prevent that kind of thing. You're consistently splashing beyond the coaster. How is this possible?

Maybe there was some big spill in the past that I don’t remember.

Or, maybe it is heat damage? I will set bowls of hot food there.

Anyway. No big deal. Table has served well for 17 years.

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Sockpuppet
#12 2022-08-06 04:42:28

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#13 2022-08-06 04:49:27

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What's the large jizz stain on the front of the couch?

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Sockpuppet
#14 2022-08-06 04:53:39

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What's the large jizz stain on the front of the couch?

Jizz?

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#15 2022-08-06 04:58:36

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Sockpuppet wrote:

Jizz?

Do you jizz on the front of your couch?

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Sockpuppet
#16 2022-08-06 05:07:03

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Do you jizz on the front of your couch?

I’ve had sex in that area.

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#17 2022-08-06 05:18:12

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Sockpuppet wrote:

I’ve had sex in that area.

Do you commonly jizz on your furniture and not clean it up?

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Sockpuppet
#18 2022-08-06 05:19:49

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Do you commonly jizz on your furniture and not clean it up?

Nah.

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#19 2022-08-06 05:26:39

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Sockpuppet wrote:

Nah.

Then what is the large white stain on the front of your couch?

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#20 2022-08-06 06:18:55

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It’s a jizzing couch.
Common in the 1980s.
A lot of people had them.

oldlady

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Sockpuppet
#21 2022-08-06 06:56:03

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Then what is the large white stain on the front of your couch?

I’m not sure. I’ll launch a full investigation and get back to you.

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#22 2022-08-06 07:36:55

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Sockpuppet wrote:

I’m not sure. I’ll launch a full investigation and get back to you.

Get CSI*onto it.




*
Cum from Spanky’s Incher

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AusCarFancier
#23 2022-08-06 09:18:39

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Sockpuppet wrote:

Nah.

So you just admitted that you had sex with someone in that area who ejaculated semen on your coach.

fag

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ArtieTubbs
#24 2022-08-06 12:53:02

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Looks like garbage from Kmart that you assemble at home.  It’s all Spankie can afford

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Sockpuppet
#25 2022-08-06 12:55:56

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ArtieTubbs wrote:

Looks like garbage from Kmart that you assemble at home.  It’s all Spankie can afford

Table: Walter E. Smithe

Sofa: Penny Mustard

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