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> I got hired as a software developer. My very first shift, I am expected to go to a scrum meeting. I have never done one of those—how is it like?

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#1 2022-08-05 23:56:31

I got hired as a software developer. My very first shift, I am expected to go to a scrum meeting. I have never done one of those—how is it like?

Of course, I have heard of Agile.  But I am wondering, what is you guys’ take on it.

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#2 2022-08-06 00:36:44

Re: I got hired as a software developer. My very first shift, I am expected to go to a scrum meeting. I have never done one of those—how is it like?

Scrums can be ok, but you can easily get hurt. Very important to have both your props the same size for stability. Also good to have two second rows that are over 6'2". 

Your fly halfs should be fast and strong and the hookers should be short and strong.  Your number 8 should be a feisty son of a bitch.

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#3 2022-08-06 00:58:20

Re: I got hired as a software developer. My very first shift, I am expected to go to a scrum meeting. I have never done one of those—how is it like?

YOur anus.  Is it properly prepared for the festivities?

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BartlettIntern
#4 2022-08-06 01:30:41

Re: I got hired as a software developer. My very first shift, I am expected to go to a scrum meeting. I have never done one of those—how is it like?

If you work for Seal River in the Bartlett annex, don’t go into the maproom without backup

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PelvicOarfish
#5 2022-08-06 01:36:58

Re: I got hired as a software developer. My very first shift, I am expected to go to a scrum meeting. I have never done one of those—how is it like?

lol

Turn and run son!
aaahhh

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#6 2022-08-06 01:41:20

Re: I got hired as a software developer. My very first shift, I am expected to go to a scrum meeting. I have never done one of those—how is it like?

It's spelled SCRUM.

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Sockpuppet
#7 2022-08-06 02:44:00

Re: I got hired as a software developer. My very first shift, I am expected to go to a scrum meeting. I have never done one of those—how is it like?

wrote:

It's spelled SCRUM.

Correct.

Anyway, for the OP. Seems difficult to believe you have never been in a daily stand up meeting.

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#8 2022-08-06 05:23:20

Re: I got hired as a software developer. My very first shift, I am expected to go to a scrum meeting. I have never done one of those—how is it like?

It's basically a waste of time for low motivation losers who don't know how to collaborate or focus.

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#9 2022-08-06 06:30:36

Re: I got hired as a software developer. My very first shift, I am expected to go to a scrum meeting. I have never done one of those—how is it like?

I always sat for our stand up meetings.
New age BS

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#10 2022-08-06 11:03:55

Re: I got hired as a software developer. My very first shift, I am expected to go to a scrum meeting. I have never done one of those—how is it like?

Agile is nothing more than hacking.

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Suck it Liberals!
#11 2022-08-06 11:13:28

Re: I got hired as a software developer. My very first shift, I am expected to go to a scrum meeting. I have never done one of those—how is it like?

wrote:

Of course, I have heard of Agile.  But I am wondering, what is you guys’ take on it.

AS THE NEW GUY, YOU'LL BE REQUIRED TO bukkake

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#12 2022-08-06 12:15:12

Re: I got hired as a software developer. My very first shift, I am expected to go to a scrum meeting. I have never done one of those—how is it like?

When you go to the scrum find the biggest gnarliest H1B there and knock his block off.  You'll get written up but you'll have earned the respect of the yard.\

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