> Did I ever tell you about the time I went golfing with Donald Trump?

I was driving us from the front nine to the back nine when Trump said "Hey, head over to the clubhouse, I want to grab that girl's pussy" I told him we have a scheduled tee time and we'd be holding up the whole course if we did that.  He didn't seem to care and tried to grab the wheel of the golf cart and marking himself down as only have a single bogey on the last hole when he was actually three over par.