> Dot Posting back on, lets celebrate with CI's first ever Limerick Contest

#1 2018-03-02 14:14:02

The rules are simple, the prizes are huge! Create an original limerick. It must refer to CI or it's residents to clearly show it's original. After a week (of dot posting remaining on) a winner will be decided by the judging committee.

#2 2018-03-02 14:18:18

To get you started here's a sample.

There was a hot waitress from France
Who asked a patron to dance
He showed her no class
As he grabbed at her ass
And shot his load in his redpance

#3 2018-03-02 18:11:47

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#4 2018-03-02 18:50:11

There once was a Trevor named Phildo
Who rode a chair mounted dildo
When he shot in the air
and got cum in his hair
The whole office laughed at his redpance

#5 2018-03-05 20:34:12

Nobody wants a huuuuge prize?

#6 2018-03-05 22:27:36

There once was a fatty named Spanky
Whose torso was not very lanky
A stick he would use
When dark poo-poo would ooze
From his butt-hole so filthy and stanky

#7 2018-03-05 22:32:36

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There once was a fatty named Spanky
Whose torso was not very lanky
A stick he would use
When dark poo-poo would ooze
From his butt-hole so filthy and stanky

potd2

#8 2018-03-06 00:34:20

wrote:
There once was a fatty named Spanky
Whose torso was not very lanky
A stick he would use
When dark poo-poo would ooze
From his butt-hole so filthy and stanky

bow

#9 2018-03-06 01:44:20

Limericks are the best verse
For making fat loosers feel worse
About companies they fuqed
Or dicks that they sucked
Or how soon they'll ride in a hearse

#10 2018-03-06 03:55:36

Stud Supreme
Nowhere to be seen
His taste quite obscene
Black cock his scene
He’s as gay as it seems.

#11 2018-03-06 03:58:33

Ron Santo is quite short
He blows a sailor in every Port
His height is an advantage
Big black cocks at his vantage.

#12 2018-03-06 23:43:06

There once was a tranny named heekee
He'd post every day but be sneaky
One day the mods learned
it was him who was posting tapeworms
He then rubbed his nipples and got freaky

#13 2018-03-07 00:24:10

There once was a fatty from bartlet
Who had a fat wife, what a harlot
He sukked lots of cok
And ate quite a lot
And used his ged to look like a dumass

#14 2021-07-12 17:38:52

There once was a Smurf that was black,
And naturally addicted to crack,
Smurfette was too small,
To take him at all,
But liked when he came on her rack.

#15 2023-08-18 11:54:45

There once was a fellow named Sponky
Who thought most women were wonky
But blowjobs he'd trade
With another gay blade
While they searched the fields for a donkey

#16 2023-08-18 13:11:44

A tomato once spied a cute grape
Approached he did with a cape
Turned out he had eyes for her lasting reprisal
For its was her raisin he did penetrate.

#17 2023-12-19 19:48:01

There once was a lass named AU
Who'd always side with the Jew
Except for the rent that she'd already spent
And expected it be paid by you

#18 2023-12-19 20:31:01

There once was a mod name of pfhildo
He suffered from Dunning-Kruger though
An expert at all
And yet I seem to recall
He has no degree on his bio.

#19 2024-01-29 19:33:59

There once was a Trevor named Phil,
Whose favorite pickle was dill,
With bumps on the side,
For a fabulous ride,
And sized for a mighty big thrill.

#20 2024-04-22 01:48:23

There once was a fellow named Chet
Whose poasts were the funniest yet
Great fun he’d deliver
Like Charlie Sheen’s Liver
With humor liberals could never get.

> Dot Posting back on, lets celebrate with CI's first ever Limerick Contest

Dot Posting back on, lets celebrate with CI's first ever Limerick Contest

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