> Christians actually think this is a serious list

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The Ten Commandments (Traditional Listing)

1. I am the Lord thy God; you shall not have strange gods before me — Put God first and avoid idolatry.
2. You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain — Treat God's name and reputation with reverence.
3. Remember to keep holy the Lord's Day (the Sabbath) — Set aside time for rest and worship.
4. Honor your father and mother — Respect and care for your parents and rightful authorities.
5. You shall not kill (murder) — Protect human life and do not unlawfully take the life of another.
6. You shall not commit adultery — Keep marital promises and sexual purity.
7. You shall not steal — Respect the property and possessions of others.
8. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor — Do not lie, slander, or falsify testimony.
9. You shall not covet your neighbor's wife — Guard against destructive jealousy regarding your neighbor's family.
10. You shall not covet your neighbor's goods — Do not envy or scheme for another person's property or possessions.

Numbers 1, 2, 3 are total bullshyt

No mention of slavery (here, but it is endorsed elsewhere in the bible)
No mention of rape
No mention of homosexuality
No mention of gender preference
No mention of guns or weapons

Didn't have it 2.000 years ago