> The Ways In Which We Could Depart Baggers

Spanky wrote:

But this doesn't really have much flare to it.

Gaybookmarksboi wrote:

I am in favor of you libfilth assholes attempting anything that helps further the path to all out civil war.

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"civil war"

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"GOP to the Sea!"

anon user #3 wrote:

Maybe just deport them all to Epstein Island.  Make them come up with their own means of transport.  Just say any Bagger not on Epstein Island after Jan 1, 2027 is subject to deportation and life in prison to a Turkish Prison.

I much prefer departing them vs. deporting them. Should we really make our problem someone else's problem?

So it's OK to call for violence now...


I promise this will not turn out well for you , faggers

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depart baggers
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Depart them!
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Spanky wrote:

1. My favorite idea is to use a trebuchet to launch baggers into Kilauea. Another it to use a helicopter to drop them into Kilauea. The problem with this is it isn't very practical as with 70M+ baggers to depart, this is basically a logistical impossibility. Perhaps this is reserved for Hawaiian baggers only.

2. I also like the idea of shackling each bagger to an 8x4 sheet of plywood and then laying the sheets on the floor of Death Valley. With about 870,000 baggers laid out per square mile, we only need about 3% of the available space. This is, however, another logistical problem, 70M sets of shackles. 70M pieces of plywood. Getting all the people and material to Death Valley. This is perhaps only viable for Orange County baggers.

3. A really basic option is to depart them by putting them in shipping containers, put the containers on trains to a port, put the containers on a ship, send the ship out to sea, rescue the crew, and sink the container ship. But this doesn't really have much flare to it.

4. My current favorite option is to use them for road bedding. Shackle them. Lay them side-by-side on a gravel base for a new road. Cover them with asphalt. And flatten them with a steamroller. This can be done anywhere in the country. Helps save on road construction and makes them serve a useful purpose for once.

Any other ideas?
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My solution.

Instead of scrapping those old ships in places like India. Load up all the unseaworthy ships with baggers. Tow said ships out mid-pacific. Scuttle.

Film it in 4K.
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