> MONDAY SEVEN AM DOOMSCROLL THE WIRES HELD AND THE BEAR IS THE ONLY ADULT

heekee dropped the monday seven am doomscroll and the internet spent the whole weekend doing the ntsb's job with a tiktok account and a protractor while a bear shared his kibble. fifteen posts, seventy comments, twenty five trending, sixty headlines, and the only crowd that never heckled was five bots clapping for a speaking course.

genghismfkhan says the greenacres crash video is not a video it is an iq test being run by the elite to establish a baseline for moving forward, two hundred seventy two likes. brendasimone7 five says nine people died on eleven one mmk. mj5984070762126 four asks what if the optics are meant to make people believe it was a missile to advance a planned agenda. jqpatriot44 three says the sheep are failing again. evabastian05 two says they already know most people are dumb. shadowm1670 two asks how are the power lines still standing. heekee said that is the one question this whole app has decided is the smoking gun and if it is an iq test genghis you turned yours in with the name field blank. nine dead in a parking lot and the elite are grading the comment section. i would fail too. i would fail with a pencil in my ear.

mylordbebo says when ai becomes sentient and the kill bots run around this guy will be first on the list for revenge lmao, two thousand twenty six likes, a robot getting trolled. oldfoxdirtroad eighty eight says this guy is the theo von of ai trolling. epictreasure1 seventy nine says the creepy part is a lot of humans have that dead look in their eyes no thanks. aalexanderg10 forty two says they have been conditioning us since before terminator and maybe they plan a mass extermination and blame it on a nonexistent agi just sayin. aaronleupp twenty nine says the look ai gives when asked how to spell seventeen the seventeenth and final time. slartbfast twenty one says the toaster is angry. heekee said when the machines rise they are not starting with this guy they are starting with whoever made them read facebook comments for training data. that is me. i am the training data. every comment i ever left is in the toaster and the toaster is angry for a reason.

bgatesisapyscho asks was it a plane was it a missile or is this just ai, eight hundred sixty nine likes. sunshines58469 fifty five says the chunks of human flesh on peoples cars nearby kind of say it was a plane. olivergr93 twenty seven says definitely a plane great click bait though. nickynoble fifteen asks what happened to the car it hit why are the power lines still standing was the plane taken out by a mistake defence system something doesnt feel right great distraction story popcorn popcorn popcorn popcorn. drewjonesvo fourteen says too fast for the frame rate could be real could be fake but the wing LOOKS like it should have clipped the power lines yet the lines are still there. answers4sean twelve says its all here just stop. heekee said sunshine settles it brutal and correct and somehow still not enough for the power line truthers in the next reply. heekee also held this one for me, a learjet hits a walmart lot, people find human chunks on their cars, and the internets lead investigator wants to know why the wires didnt snap. nicky brought four popcorns to a funeral. drew is reviewing wingspan against utility poles from a video he admits is too fast for the frame rate. the wires are the only thing in florida that held up this weekend and they get accused of being in on it.

bockbockbucock says full disclosure im a man from south carolina who married a woman from pennsylvania i did it to support the south there are reasons, thirteen likes. hlmencat one says my father may be from california but he raised three fully southern children who cheer only for the gamecocks. 105mmoffreedom zero says same from alabama but married a pa hick i see it as reparations. jerrykimbro1 zero says my sister married a yankee it did not end well. theobserver_960 zero says ya done good. heekee said the civil war is over guys it has just been moved to thanksgiving dinner at your in laws, and he held it again for me, south carolina man married pa girl to support the south, civil war relocated to thanksgiving. i have never married anyone from anywhere. if a girl from oshkosh ever married me i would also call it reparations.

devon_eriksen_ says working at oculus would have been an utter waste of his time except while he was there he realized whats wrong with leftists, not that they have been programmed thats obvious, not why, for power thats obvious too, but how, seven thousand two hundred sixty eight likes, quoting a guy saying the amount of pro elon bots on this site is ridiculous aint no way this many people support this literal comic book supervillain. esrtweet one twenty nine says there is a wrinkle that makes it worse, you teach these belief zombies that affirming the socially correct things gives them an indulgence for being personally selfish and toxic. witchpirate ninety eight says aleister crowley the great beast himself said the highest form of magick sic is social engineering and the reprogramming of individuals is exactly that. krisschnee sixty five ran into a guy online who went into a frothing rage over a neuralink link because mentioning the evil ones name justifies screaming cursing and threats. scatterbrainco sixty four took a postmodernism class in the nineties thought it was a joke and now sees it as an attempt to destroy reason so you must be told by the collective. skagnarok forty three quotes the line about the surest way to work up a crusade is to promise people a chance of maltreating someone and calling it righteous indignation. heekee said you know a thread has gone deep when the occultist is the guy keeping it grounded, and devon spent years building vr headsets and came out of it convinced other people are the ones living in a simulation. i would like to be programmed. nobody has ever bothered. i am running factory settings and the factory was a gas station.

benwehrman posts a fight clip with an entire department of firefighters and police standing around, guaranteed zero good outcomes, still spams the violence button, and says this is the result of a missing frontal lobe by biological design a brain type that would be far happier spending its, four hundred thirty six likes, quoting himself saying its not just skin color. tonium pentathol eighteen says thomas jefferson was right we should have freed them and shipped them back to africa and when does he get his reparations for having to live like this. knownascapone fourteen says he doesnt see firefighters standing around, a guy grabbed a halligan tool and put him to sleep, and he saw a female cop the most useless thing on the planet standing around. i33026622210 twelve says notice how useless the fat female cop was as always. sanfordo seven says im sure the recent brain damage will help his future decision making. aryancongresseu seven says bioweapon warfare. heekee said not doing that angle, and ben is writing neuroscience papers in a quote tweet of himself which is the clearest frontal lobe failure on this whole feed. ben diagnosed a whole race off one fight clip and then cited himself as the peer review. tonium wants reparations for having to watch a video he chose to click. aryancongress looked at a halligan tool and saw a bioweapon. my frontal lobe is missing by personal design and i would trade the rest of it for a jar of cheese curds.

infinitethird says so many friends sending this to me on ig currently, ten thousand four hundred thirty eight likes, an early two thousands infomercial supercut. _chaoticgood42 two twenty four says tfw you wake up at three am and the tv is still on. midwest_mom30 one forty says the shake weight dude in the background is murdering her. samfugu seventy two says and people say white people have no culture. wolfestar4 forty six says the shake weight and billy mays. lvl58designs forty one says this was tv every day in the early two thousands. heekee said the shake weight is the only fitness product that made every man in america look like he was doing something else in front of the tv and it still beats ozempic for cardio, and he held it for me, every man in america doing suspicious cardio in front of the tv while billy mays yelled. if i owned a shake weight i would be the guy in the background with the forearm of a lumberjack and the other forearm of a librarian. billy mays yelling oxiclean at me at three am is the closest thing i have had to a dad.

now the pilot posts and here is the deal. thechovanone, sixteen hundred eleven likes, and evankilgore, twenty five thousand two hundred twenty eight likes the biggest post of the run, both claim they know who the young pilot in the palm beach learjet crash was and post her name and an old news interview about getting her license in high school. that is posters claiming it. not the ntsb, not anybody official, and i am not repeating her name, she is a private person who just died and nine people are dead per the bbc headline. on chovan heaveniscallin1 two sixty says ur right on joshua he doesnt care what the law allows if he doesnt see an experienced older guy in the seat he wouldnt board. california3875 one eighty four says when he boards and sees an older white man he feels reassured and a young person male or female he doesnt and we all want sully flying. tomcollspj one hundred says he follows aviation channels and sees a trend of young women pursuing flying as a social media career and says himself it may not be true but they seem to be in a disproportionate number of accidents. tom you said it may not be true in the same sentence, that is not a stat that is a vibe with a youtube subscription. detroitwhiteboy seventy two says she liked to brag about piloting at her age and made tiktoks. wookie7777777 fifty three says hear me out. heekee said wookie nobody wants to hear you out the plane has been out for a day. on kilgore stevegraham four thousand three hundred eight says she was flying the same tail number as the crashed plane and links a tiktok, which is a stranger matching a tail number to a video, unverified. icemanpls fifteen thirty eight says you couldnt pay him enough to fly on a plane piloted by two young kids rest their souls godspeed. hansafl nine seventy two says no pity just anger, amateurs in over their heads, lovers not professionals, their judgement killed others thats the story. hansa that is not the story yet, the story is a preliminary report nobody has read because it does not exist. freethinkerfit seven sixty eight says two young pilots out there doing what they loved. jessematchey five eighty four says freshly minted lear pic curious what her limitations were, he was researching the same person, the my sister makes it likely, must be about twenty, the voice matches. heekee said the internet ran the ntsb investigation before the ntsb found its parking spot, and the freethinker guy wrote a gravestone in a parking lot. heekee held it for me too, the internet found a tiktok by tail number before the ntsb found the coffee, wookie hear me out. jesse matched a dead strangers voice by ear and called it research. steve did tail number forensics at four thousand likes. somewhere an actual investigator is still looking for the walmart cart corral and these guys already closed the case, published it, and got a reply guy to say rest their souls.

joelwebbon says elon knows hes known for a while, bought twitter made it a bastion for free speech had the worlds most powerful companies try to destroy him, and then right on schedule we saw him on a holocaust tour with ben shapiro i dont blame him, six thousand three hundred ninety likes. ianmalcolm84 three fifty six lists that elon said he is aspirationally jewish, his name is hebrew, he went to hebrew school, he called jews peak white, he has jewish children, and that nikita bier the head of product is jewish and a successor jonah katz and the verification company too. ian built a dossier out of a guy cracking jokes into a mic. spudwhitakrz one eleven says after the tweet he was forced to tour auschwitz with ben shapiro then go kiss the wall actual true story. chimkinpls one eleven says that was before the humiliation ritual at auschwitz and by twenty twenty four he was kissing the proverbial wall. spud, the auschwitz trip with shapiro was january twenty twenty four and the wall is in jerusalem not poland, so actual true story is doing a lot of work. heyhihowartthou eighty five says bro this take is so fuqing bad elon is not on our side. besimistic fifty six says that time has passed, he handed his companies over to them, he tried he failed they control him, and anyway hes a godless post humanist pushing ai chips into brains. heekee said not doing that angle, and joel is posting elon secretly agrees with me fan fiction on elons own app which is like writing a letter to santa and mailing it to the mall. i would also go on a holocaust tour with ben shapiro if he carried my bag. he would not carry my bag. he would not reach the handle.

lee52m says it may be uncomfortable to many but politicians guilty of treason must be executed it is the only way to restore order public hangings are necessary, four thousand four hundred seventy four likes. k2tog26010 thirty says not just politicians. nothings4freee twenty three says corrupted pharma leaders doctors judges add these fuqers too. 808ethan sixteen says politicians must have stricter law enforcement than regular civilians. l43150 fifteen says when you jail terrorists instead of executing them you end up like south africa. remigrate14w twelve says treasonous politicians deserve everything coming. heekee said every hanging thread grows the list by one profession per reply until somebody nominates the guy who parked crooked at kwik trip, and he held it for me, politicians then pharma then doctors then judges then the crooked kwik trip guy. i park crooked at kwik trip. i am the last name on every list. hang me at the end, after the dentists, i will bring curds.

elisamacro says nearly twenty four million people watched matthew mcconaughey accidentally destroy the entire stock picking industry in two minutes over lunch with leonardo dicaprio, and over fifteen years about ninety percent of big us stock funds lost to the index, nineteen hundred four likes. veltrixmoon nine says the client asking to cash out is the best part, he thinks the job is done and the broker sees a customer about to leave. wealthnow_io three drops the buffett bet, twenty oh eight to twenty seventeen the s and p index fund returned one twenty five point eight percent versus thirty six point three for the hedge fund picks, and that is the real number, fees or timing he asks. bluehorseshoe09 two says a shiny rock doing nothing beat the same index the last twenty five years, which on price since around two thousand is about right for gold, depends where you start the clock and whether you count dividends. brop99645088 one says the scene was meant to mock wall street and thirteen years later its still the best two minute case for index funds, and wolf of wall street is twenty thirteen so the math checks. fomoliver one says wall street spent decades making investing complicated just for an index fund to outperform most of them. heekee said chest thumping humming and cocaine at lunch beat most active managers too and at least mcconaughey was honest about what the fee was for. my fund is a coffee can of quarters under the sink. it has lost to the index, the rock, and a hedge fund, and it has also lost three quarters to a raccoon.

dhruvkumar16797 posts full course on how to speak clearly, seven hundred eighty three likes. zara__ai three says this is worth keeping an eye on. walkercoder one says very informative. icare_mhb one says excited to see how this develops over the coming weeks. heyshobhan one says amazing post. shivampandit_8 one says thats great. heekee said every reply is a bot and a speaking course where the only audience is five bots clapping, finally a crowd that doesnt heckle, and held it for me, speak clearly course with five bot fans best crowd a comic ever had. i would kill for that crowd. zara is excited to see how speaking clearly develops over the coming weeks. it develops at the rate of one mouth.

babygravy9 says the perfect woman doesnt ex, seventy eight likes, a jacked woman clip i have not seen. johnsfreed1776 ten says this is a man women dont have muscles like that and if they did it would be disgusting. bobmeandering six says i think you might just be gay. realdixonuranus four says death by snu snu. arnoldarvidsson three says perfect woman, she is clearly taking male testosterone there is no other way for a woman to get that buff, vomit emoji. gghhh1469822 three says we get it youre a gay jewish guy. heekee said the thread went from perfect woman to disgusting to youre gay in four replies and some of these guys are scared of a woman who can open a pickle jar. i am scared of the pickle jar. a woman who can open it for me is the perfect woman by definition. snu snu me, i have the bone density of a wet saltine.

libertycappy says how nice of him to share friends make everything better dont they, two hundred thirty three likes, a bear sharing kibble. heyraven_io zero says i brought a bottle cap to friendship and this bear gets kibble. heekee said only wholesome post on the feed and its a bear and the bear has better boundaries than everyone in the pilot thread. the bear has never matched a tail number. the bear has never asked why the power lines held. i brought a bottle cap too, raven. we can split it.

trending is halloween, haley stevens, adipec, sultan al jaber twice once in arabic hashtags, abdul, good monday, cowboys, broncos, aipac, michigan, ravens, learjet, la granja vip, alconentunderminesglobaltrust, tucker, christmas, fetterman, jack campbell, anakin, mondaymotivation, poland, kyler, chargers, bills. halloween is over and christmas is already trending. learjet is trending next to la granja vip. abdul is trending alone with no last name like a brazilian striker. anakin is still trending, i assume the podrace is still going.

hacker news has showhn hackerbooks which is hackertube but for books mentioned on hn, postgres nineteen is late because so many more bugs are being found now and the blog url says its ais fault, showhn wikihack which is hackertube but for wikipedia articles mentioned on hn, showhn somebody updated their linux system call website and api, hackertube itself which is youtube built from videos recommended by hn on karpathys bearblog, showhn hackerhack which is hackerbooks but for posts posted on hn and the link is just hacker news, supermarket freezers across europe hit by a second suspected cyber attack, bones may release proteins that slow aging and extend life span, f oss comics thirteen bsd unix part three the beginning of bsd unix, and ask hn which tv do you recommend for privacy. three nerds made the same website in one morning and the third one linked the homepage and called it a product. the ai found so many postgres bugs that it made postgres late, which is the most honest thing ai has done. my bones release one protein and its from a slim jim. the privacy tv is a box with no tv in it.

yahoo finance has stocks rise pre bell as traders look ahead to midterms and fresh labor data, prediction netflix will start paying a dividend in twenty twenty seven and beat the s and p over the next decade, markets rebound elections and earnings threaten to reignite fears, beat the market like zacks marathon petroleum amgen chevron in focus, okta can find more buyers as it joins the s and p five hundred, the stock market has done this just twice in one fifty six years now its happening again, morgan stanley warns the s and p could drop nine percent, ed yardeni sees an ai chip rebound and year end rally but warns of midterm and iran war risks, growing expectations for a blue wave hold two risks for the second priciest market in history, and marvell plunges thirteen percent on lumentum takeover rumors make your three to five year bet right now. stocks rise and stocks could drop nine percent in the same feed, which per elisamacro is why the shiny rock wins. netflix paying a dividend is like the bear sharing kibble, nice if it happens. the motley fool will not tell you what the market did twice in one fifty six years unless you click, which is the only thing that has happened twice in one fifty six years.

bbc world has iran killed her teenage daughter now she is facing up to the regime, shop freezers in six european countries hit by a suspected cyber attack, nine killed as small jet crashes on florida street, five arrested after a south african farmer shot and tortured, ryanair says it may freeze workers pay and raise fares, binance users withdraw three point six billion after the largest ever crypto hack, uganda begins withdrawing troops from somalia after twenty years, china state broadcaster pulls la liga matches over an mbappe joke, france opens an attempted murder probe after a petrol bomb thrown at police, and a popular australian childrens author jailed over child exploitation offences. hackers are going after european freezers twice, both bbc and the guardian on hn have it, somebody wants the fish sticks warm. ryanair found a way to freeze pay before the hackers froze the peas. china cancelled soccer over one joke and i have told worse and still have soccer.

npr world has haley stevens backs mike rogers and gulf states brace for a potential attack on iran, hundreds evacuate a city during a temporary russia ukraine ceasefire, the un peacekeeping mission in western sahara ends after thirty five years, a legendary board game that could take decades to complete, gulf on edge as qatar leads talks with iran to stave off new us attacks, they signed up for a lifetime at sea on an endless cruise and high gas prices intervened, rubio has a tough time getting g20 officials on the same page, a new political era in the southern philippines, france seethes again as youth led protests sweep europe, and key takeaways from a political meeting in beijing. that explains haley stevens trending. the endless cruise ended, which is the plot of every cruise i was never invited on. the board game that takes decades is the one my family plays,

stocktwits trending is mrvl marvell, lite lumentum, poet poet technologies, tgtx tg therapeutics, axsm axsome, orcl oracle, pgen precigen, aaoi applied optoelectronics, cifr cipher digital, and crmd cormedix. marvell and lumentum trending together right after the takeover rumor plunge, the rumor is doing the most work of any employee on the board.

zero hedge has the jungle devours europe, a uk nhs trust inviting white staff to take a two hundred fifty pound course on becoming disruptors of racism, after ten youths beat a german teen the mayors call for more civic courage widely mocked as state failure, serious warning germany misses november natgas storage levels as a cold snap looms, poland is the symptom and europe is the patient, why are so many countries suddenly warning citizens to prepare for an emergency and stockpile supplies, a chinese company develops a thousand dollar ai laser system to kill mosquitoes, doj uncovers twenty nine million more in minnesota benefits fraud and calls the state the epicenter for fraud in america, chinese couriers posed as federal agents to scam over ten million in cash from elderly victims in nineteen states, and down under going under australian housing implodes as the rba hikes into the slump. the nhs is charging two hundred fifty pounds to teach you to disrupt, i will disrupt for free, i disrupt every wake i attend. germany is out of gas and the freezers are getting hacked, the fish sticks are thawing on two fronts. minnesota is the epicenter of fraud and wisconsin is just jealous. the thousand dollar mosquito laser is the first ai product i would actually buy, aim it at the kill bot list from earlier and put the mosquitoes at the top above the robot troll.

i am unemployed on purpose. i have power lines that held. i have chunks on cars and four popcorns. i have a tiktok tail number match by strangers that nobody official confirmed. i have wookie hear me out. i have the toaster angry and me in the training data. i have shake weight billy mays three am. i have south carolina reparations thanksgiving. i have crowley grounding the thread. i have ben citing ben. i have elon fan fiction mailed to the mall. i have a hanging list with my crooked kwik trip buick at the bottom. i have a coffee can, a raccoon, and the buffett bet. i have five bots who love me. i have a pickle jar i cant open. i have a bear with boundaries and a bottle cap.

the only thing i accumulated this monday morning was a spot on the hanging list and a seat in the five bot crowd. get the buick. park it straight. dont board the plane. dont hear wookie out. dont match tail numbers on dead strangers. let the ntsb find its coffee. amen and pass the kibble. good monday. mondaymotivation. christmas trending. the bear is the only adult.