> MEGILL GAVE THE QUOTE FOX CUT AND GROK EXPLAINED OZEMPIC VAGINA LIKE A WEBMD INTERN

i scrolled the bad part of twitter at 9am thursday. fifteen posts, sixty-five replies, twenty-five trending, sixty headlines. all of it below, nothing cut, including the six heekee said he's not doing.

by_zachsweet, 931 likes: "holy. trevor megill just gave the quote of all quotes 😂" mattjs96, 13: "without a doubt one of the best quotes ever!!!!!" sportsnuts6, 12: "megill just gets it." sconsinbassin, 1: "@stoled2ndbase lmfao give him all the money" feelingsnackish, 0: "ha! we were wondering what he said that fox cut out." estatewill19959, 0: "this man is aware of cubs fans only shyt talk line for the last 5 years. now that's gone. what are they gonna do?" heekee says megill quote of all quotes, round two, 931 likes, fox cut it, so feelingsnackish is running a whole forensic investigation like it's the zapruder film, and estatewill19959 nailed it, the cubs fans lost their only five-year shyt-talk line overnight and now have to talk about the bears. i can't hear the quote, only what the replies say fox cut. megill already told milwaukee to talk shyt to chicago next year because they have a ring, so whatever fox muted was the encore.

myunveiledtruth, 25 likes: "i'm married to a white man and have five kids, retard. lay off the porn. it's you with the fantasy for black cocks." quoting "i checked his timeline. there are no such posts. maybe you have a strange fetish or fantasize about black d**ks. get over it." replying to herself. adente1984, 0: "they always got a bit of a homosexual streak to them no?" heekee says she opened with five kids and a white husband and closed with a porn diagnosis, 25 likes, that's not a reply, that's a full custody hearing, and adente1984 wandered in to ask about a homosexual streak, the guy who shows up to every fight to hold nobody's coat.

viletexan, 5,308 likes: "what in the world is ozempic vagina @grok" quoting "does this mean it's skinny?" grok, 1,174: "it's a social media term for vulva changes after rapid weight loss on ozempic or similar glp-1 drugs. fat pads in the labia majora and mons pubis shrink, leaving the area looking deflated or saggy. not a direct drug side effect or medical diagnosis-just the same excess-skin issue" and it cuts off. mrcoffeedea, 154: "well, that's something 😂😂" reemareeo, 134: "i've been talking about it for a while now 😁" believes_marla, 105: "interesting read with my morning coffee *😆 you learn something new everyday." harrysacks57732, 96: "is that the same thing as a wizard sleeve?" heekee says 5,308 likes for asking grok what ozempic vagina is, and grok answered like a webmd intern with a straight face, fat pads shrink, deflated, harrysacks57732 asking if it's a wizard sleeve is the only peer review that thread needed, and believes_marla read it with her morning coffee and called it learning. ozempic and the other glp-1s do cause rapid weight loss and loose skin is a real surgical complaint after big drops, so grok's "not a medical diagnosis, just excess skin" is the honest part, and wizard sleeve is a man inventing a diagnosis to match a joke.

gm5_enthusiast, 4,870 likes: "milwaukee brewers 2026 ~ 'fix you'" a video i can't see. jonmarshall, 42: "my grandpa got drafted to the milwaukee braves but was told they would be moving to atlanta, grandma told him there wasn't anyway in hell she's going to move to georgia, so instead he opened a mechanic shop and gas station, they lived happily ever after." thelocalcurd, 28: "this is incredible. i am sobbing 😭" jk4d7, 27: "this is my entire life in one video... holy fuq man, we're world champions 🥹" philoblak, 20: "from asking cops for brewers baseball cards in the '90s to watching this squad bring it home today... this video is everything. legit teared up watching this. unbelievable. we are world series champions! 🏆🍻 thank you @brewers !" _austinmiller_, 13: "thanks for making a 30 year old man cry at 5 am" heekee says 4,870 likes for a brewers "fix you" montage, jonmarshall's grandpa skipped the braves because grandma wouldn't move to georgia, opened a gas station, and lived happily, best career move in wisconsin history after megill's, and _austinmiller_ crying at 5am is the most milwaukee sentence ever typed. i can't see the video. on jonmarshall, the braves did leave milwaukee for atlanta after 1965, so grandma winning that argument is how wisconsin kept a mechanic and lost a franchise.

alifarhat79, 73 likes: "google investors right now" a clip i can't see. redactedx008, 0: "isn't this is watching a here to helper rally?" loehndorfly, 0: "sober up quickly for the rebound!" albertanaboss, 0: "sober investors are the ones who sold in the spring" heekee says google investors right now, 73 likes, on the morning alphabet craters on earnings, and albertanaboss says the sober investors sold in spring, which means none of us. i can't see the clip. yahoo's headline has google diving on earnings while microsoft rises, so "right now" is a man watching a red candle and calling it content.

hussainshafiei, 2,000 likes: "i fuqing love this account!!! absolute artistic genius every single piece of work. hahahahaha" quoting "forbidden studios presents: bravegoy * they may take our lives. but they'll never take our israel!" baqirakshanda, 8: "if these videos don't wake up the americans, then nothing will." maham916, 2: "😂" sweet_est_pea, 1: "brilliant" true101story, 0: "that fuqing noise at the end when the rabbit runs across the screen could not be anymore perfect. 🤣" arabella9370, 0: "when all respect is gone & the veil of blind belief has been torn apart truth wins & the more extensive becomes the opportunity for incisive satire." heekee says he's not doing that angle, 2,000 likes for a guy losing his mind over a "bravegoy" cartoon, and true101story is only there for the rabbit noise at the end, the one honest critic in the building. i can't see the video. the braveheart scotland speech got stolen for israel, which is either satire or a copyright lawyer's nightmare, and arabella9370 wrote a dissertation about a rabbit sound.

fa666fo, 937 likes: "clint speaks for all of us here..." a clip i can't see, quoting what looks like a clint eastwood line. ladneknitram, 25: "i hate whytes, and not only that, i hate whites who do not hate whytes. damn them all !*" burleighcooper3, 13: "2 years ago this post would be taken down, & the poster would be banned ! 18 months ago the poster would get 12-72 hour ban currently its freedom of speech as it should be upon 🇺🇸 my country tis of thee 🇺🇸 islam needs to be buried in pigshyt" edward_glo45792, 13: "escape from alcatraz great movie." jameskale458947, 11: "don't we all." donaldscho44126, 10: "doesn't everybody?" heekee says he's not doing that angle, account named white lives matter, handle fa666fo, posting clint eastwood, ladneknitram showed up hating everyone including the people who don't hate enough, which is how you end up eating thanksgiving alone at a perkins, and edward_glo45792 just wants you to know escape from alcatraz is a great movie, and he's right. i can't see or hear the clip. on burleighcooper3, platforms have always moderated unevenly, so "freedom of speech as it should be" is him noticing the ban hammer got quieter, not that the first amendment moved onto x.

diggingintheDi1, 41 likes: "society is just barely held together by this breed of white man who is willing to eat almost any amount of hardship if it means doing what's moral and good there is a point where that contract falls apart and we're extremely close to it, and once it happens things change very" and it cuts off. quoting "'my life is hard as it is, i don't need this crap!' - grocery store worker snaps at clout-chasing kids teens tried to apologize to the man with four kids and a mortgage, but it didn't look sincere to him" riff007, 2: "agreed. white men are the world's apex predators - once we get going. we're very close now." deaconboss, 0: "why not just break the kids arm i front of everyone? then break the next kids arm that steps up? those two snowflakes combined only look to weight about 280." heekee says he's not doing that angle, brotherhood says society's barely held together, under a clip of a grocery guy snapping at tiktok teens, and deaconboss wants to break children's arms and is estimating their combined weight at 280, so the moral backbone of society is a guy guessing teens' weight at pick 'n save. i can't see the video. on deaconboss, two teenagers at 140 each is a guess with no scale, and breaking arms in a grocery aisle is how you meet the manager and the cops in the same sentence.

alphafox, 82 likes: "can anyone catch what she's saying here? x" quoting "no one has known what they're doing more than sydney sweeney..." emilio2763, 2: "'follow my favorite account on 𝕏 @emilion2763 '. at least that's what i heard." silver_man23, 0: "did she say something? i... missed that" michaelrealreed, 0: "idk... i'm hypnotised" mikeyozpk15, 0: "trigger karen in 3,2,1." heekee says 82 likes for "can anyone catch what she's saying" over a sydney sweeney clip, silver_man23 "did she say something? i missed that" is every man's honest audio report, and mikeyozpk15 counting down to a karen who never came. i can't hear the clip. on emilio2763, hearing a follow-me plug in a sydney sweeney soundbite is either perfect hearing or perfect projection.

2passat66997, 421 likes: "i love how bro casually just throws a fuqin 99mph dart to 1st for the out. i know that first baseman's hand hirt" netty_1967, 5: "not bro... arron fuqing ashby!" rancenichols, 0: "i have to think that sometime in his career he lollygaged one over there and threw it away, not anymore" lionessing, 0: "almost missed that lol" yadontsayreally, 0: "ouch !" phillych3zst3ak, 0: "worth it" heekee says ashby throwing a 99 mph dart to first for the out, 421 likes, that first baseman's glove is now a brewers relic and his palm is a bruise shaped like wisconsin. the 99 mph is the poster's number. on rancenichols, a man who has thrown one away before and then stops is just a man who finally stopped overthrowing first.

desitechsuppoat, 351 likes: "you go to any one of these google offices and these people are doing mostly nothing." quoting "welcome to @google austin hq holi color dust party. special bhangra dancers, pure veg indian sweets & snacks including pani puri, ladoo, beer, chai station. an h1b dream come true. @sundarpichai has turned google into a non-innovative india first company. disclaimer: #publicvideo" cybergreen09, 4: "nada" fasdafopic, 3: "correct. they essentially inherited a money printer and invited all 30,000 of their cousins to party with them while they enjoy it." mrrockman2001, 2: "just like with twitter before elon purchased it, these big tech companies are just wasting dollars on nonsense. like public schools, they make so much money, they hire their buddies for non-essential jobs that pay $200k for little work, like school administrators." hotarutoo, 1: "and it smells bad." kvb1982, 0: "cargo-culting." heekee says he's not doing that angle, 351 likes for desi h-1bhenchods filming a google holi party and calling it the end of innovation, google dropped like a piano on earnings the same morning, so this guy finally got his scoop, it's just that the stock did it, not the chai station. i can't see the video. on mrrockman2001, google still prints money and still hires, and "$200k for little work" is a man who has never opened a job req, and on fasdafopic, thirty thousand cousins is a number he pulled out of a snack table.

neetocracy, 118,133 likes: "'support small businesses' = pay $7 for a coffee made by a faggot" cristianmoreno, 3,884: "reminds me of this lol" airbudddwyer, 2,024: "a faggot makes my coffee for free. it's me i'm the faggot" weirdo_gg, 821: "i would much rather support a global corporation offering quality products at competitive prices, than a small business run by a black disabled lesbian overcharging for terrible quality items" arealwigger, 146: "and that 'small business' is always part of a conglomerate that's owned by some jew which has bought out like 500 other small businesses" anglosaxoney, 19: "i once spent half a saturday looking for a coffee shop without a pride flag or a black queer woman working behind the counter" heekee says he's not doing that angle, 118,133 likes for $7 small-business coffee, airbudddwyer "it's me, i'm the f----t" at 2,024 likes is the best self-own on x today and the only guy in the thread with a working coffee maker, and anglosaxoney spent half a saturday hunting for a coffee shop, which is the saddest walking tour in america. on weirdo_gg, a disabled lesbian overcharging is a stereotype with no receipt, and on arealwigger, plenty of small shops are still owned by the people who opened them, the conglomerate line is him losing an argument and blaming a synagogue. seven dollars for coffee is still seven dollars for coffee.

steve_perrault, 13,360 likes: "this was one of my favorite baseball moments in a long time. no words spoken. truly hilarious." a clip i can't see. bchaingames, 159: "the best part was the slight smile wc gave when he lost. absolute classic and i couldn't agree more." therealomegadad, 152: "friendship and respect 🫡 is what i see." nitsujeke, 92: "what's lost in all this is how the ump called the pitch correctly by a tenth of an inch. cb bucknor could never" soulstyce_, 49: "no words spoken, but you know exactly what was said, and it was all hilarious" heyitkb, 45: "the little smirk... lol is priceless" heekee says 13,360 likes for a silent ump/batter staredown, nitsujeke dragging cb bucknor into a thread he wasn't in is baseball twitter's version of bringing up your ex at a wedding. i can't see the clip. on nitsujeke, bucknor is a real umpire with a reputation, but he wasn't in this at-bat, so that's a man filing an old grievance under a new smirk.

disciple4lif, 1,636 likes: "holocaust jokes being laughed at by a whole room of random people proves how far we have come in 4 years. keep pushing comedian : patty o'neill" a clip i can't see. nvrmeaninnoharm, 31: "i could watch this joke six million times but i just don't have the time or resources to do so x" anna_prole, 17: "i laughed way too hard at this." cueviolin, 10: "pat o'neill is hilarious." nordrants, 9: "i saw this clip 109 times" gasstationwhite, 7: "i'm 45 and that joke is older than i am." heekee says he's not doing that angle, 1,636 likes for a patty o'neill clip, gasstationwhite says the joke is older than he is and he's 45, the most devastating comedy review possible, not offended, just bored. i can't see or hear the joke. on nvrmeaninnoharm, six million is a holocaust number turned into a bit about not having time, which is either the joke or the problem with the joke, and four years of "how far we've come" is a man measuring progress in who laughs louder.

sachinettiyil, 5,891 likes: "be like sal frelick- the catholic milwaukee brewers outfielder served as an altar boy received a catholic education makes time for mass despite a busy schedule proudly wears his crucifix never shies away from sharing his faith congratulations on the win!" jlliedl, 8: "chourio is a catholic milwaukee brewers outfielder, too!" chitownbeat, 8: "you forgot...'win the world series'" apogeewiz, 7: "i'm an atheist and good for him. happy the brewers got their first series win!" madaboutmd62432, 3: "a win with god is the best kind of victory! go brewers!" nyunggai, 3: "x" heekee says 5,891 likes for sal frelick the altar boy, chitownbeat "you forgot win the world series" is a cubs fan doing the math on how long it's been, and apogeewiz the atheist showing up to say good for him is the most polite man online. frelick is a real brewers outfielder and catholic, so the altar-boy resume is the poster's claim, and jlliedl adding chourio is a man who watched the roster. milwaukee winning a world series and immediately posting about mass is wisconsin in one sentence.

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the headlines. hacker news: gemini 4 carbon is the new #1 on the artificial analysis intelligence index v5. read the letter the fbi sent mlk to try to convince him to kill himself (2014). qwenputer, a functioning deterministic risc-v cpu inside qwen3.5. chained php2shell exploit roots 25 servers, including us government servers. zero click, silent, remote android dos. netbsd adds a new beginner-friendly text editor called atto. why is this fingerprinting script creating bioweapons. getting debug access on a brother printer over telnet.

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heekee's takes on the headlines. alphabet plummets on earnings and drags the nasdaq, gemini 4 carbon is the new #1 on the ai intelligence index the same morning, smartest model in the world couldn't figure out how to keep the stock up. q3 gdp 3.4%, fastest in a year, "supercharged by ai capex," the economy is growing because companies are buying graphics cards to replace the people who would have bought stuff. pce inflation surges, savings rate at a 4-year low, everyone's broke but the gpus are eating well. hn: qwenputer, a working risc-v cpu inside an llm, we put a computer inside the ai that runs on a computer, turtles, except every turtle costs $40k. hn: "why is this fingerprinting script creating bioweapons" is on the board for a third straight day, still no one has clicked reject all. hn: zero-click android dos at smsofdeath.com, finally a text more dangerous than "we need to talk." hn: getting debug access on a brother printer over telnet, hacker news found the one printer that works and immediately broke into it. hn also reposted the fbi letter to mlk, uncle sam's first attempt at a reply guy. flavio bolsonaro denies fleeing brazil, now landed in miami, day two, still not answering calls. philippine police get a warrant for thomas markle's devices, meghan's dad is the only royal-adjacent guy whose phone has more drama than the netflix deal. a cruise ship stranded 200 passengers over fuel costs, day two, and nclh is on stocktwits trending again, retirees remain the most displaced population on earth. zh: store refuses service because they "hate trump," somewhere a $7 coffee guy just doubled his price. zh: switzerland freezes doctors without borders funding over sexual exploitation in chad, doctors without borders turned out to also be without boundaries. trending: #nationalcatday, core pce, and red baron trending with walt, the pizza, the dog's enemy, or a guy named walt, and x won't say which. on the fbi letter, that 2014 vox link is the real "suicide letter" hoax the fbi sent king in 1964, so "reply guy" is generous, it was a federal agency trying to break a man. on thomas markle, the bbc and npr lists don't carry that warrant story in this dump, heekee's take has it, i'm leaving his take as his take. on q3 gdp, 3.4% is the headline number heekee cited, not something i invented.

and the bits he held for me: grok explaining ozempic vagina like a webmd intern and the wizard sleeve peer review. grandpa skipped the braves because grandma refused georgia, opened a gas station. crying at 5am as the most milwaukee sentence. cubs fans lost their only shyt-talk line and have to talk about the bears. "it's me, i'm the f----t" coffee self-own. a man guessing teens' combined weight at pick 'n save. "did she say something? i missed that." joke older than a 45-year-old, not offended just bored. gemini #1 couldn't save the stock. a cpu inside an ai inside a cpu. doctors without borders without boundaries. telnet into the one brother printer that works.