> I'm On PTO Today And Tomorrow. I Am Being Paid $60 An Hour To Generate AI Gun Girls, Post On CI, And Attend A 'Guns And Roses' Concert. Enjoy Your Barista Shift At 11.

#1 2026-07-29 15:36:47

flip

#2 2026-07-29 15:51:20

Kann I have monee??

#3 2026-07-29 15:52:47

Well, good for you.   Enjoy.  

I like my more permanent PTO:  Retirement!

#4 2026-07-29 15:54:07

That's the one thing that I miss about work - calling in sick on a bluebird day and playing hooky.

#5 2026-07-29 15:54:59

Tom Leykis wrote:Well, good for you.   Enjoy.  

I like my more permanent PTO:  Retirement!
I cannot afford.  

Kann I have monee??

#6 2026-07-29 15:56:00

 wrote:That's the one thing that I miss about work - calling in sick on a bluebird day and playing hooky.
I used to do that occasionally.  Now I am at a place with a really good PTO policy.  Basically 18 PTO days + 10 holidays.  And it's private too, not some government job.

#7 2026-07-29 16:00:29

SamplesBoi wrote:I cannot afford.  

Kann I have monee??
I think I can tell enough to guess that you're earning yours.   May The Force be with you.

#8 2026-07-29 16:05:33

May the Almighty Greenback be with me as I continue to fund my 401K.

#9 2026-07-29 17:38:50

SamplesBoi wrote:I used to do that occasionally.  Now I am at a place with a really good PTO policy.  Basically 18 PTO days + 10 holidays.  And it's private too, not some government job.
"Really good"

You either give me 35+ total days off or I don't show up.

#10 2026-07-29 17:39:42

SamplesBoi wrote:May the Almighty Greenback be with me as I continue to fund my 401K.
Since you have no dependents and no wife, I think you should make me the beneficiary of your 401k in case you die before me.

I could use the extra cash.

#11 2026-07-29 18:10:43

Next, you'll start work shytting.

#12 2026-07-29 18:32:09

Spanky wrote:"Really good"

You either give me 35+ total days off or I don't show up.
That's 28.  Isn't that close?  I think I might actually be at 30.  Not sure.  It goes from 18 to 20 at some point.

#13 2026-07-29 18:33:18

Spanky wrote:Since you have no dependents and no wife, I think you should make me the beneficiary of your 401k in case you die before me.

I could use the extra cash.
Nah, everything goes to The Heritage Foundation in the unlikely event of my death.

> I'm On PTO Today And Tomorrow. I Am Being Paid $60 An Hour To Generate AI Gun Girls, Post On CI, And Attend A 'Guns And Roses' Concert. Enjoy Your Barista Shift At 11.

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