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Out of town sauce and security mogul Tom was fatally surprised by a 400-pound black bear during a weekend getaway at his Kings Beach vacation rental. The wildlife encounter occurred just minutes after Tom set up his famous "Sweet & Spicy" barbecue line and armed his luxury property's alarm system for the night.
Tom arrived in the Sierra Nevada with high hopes and a car packed with prototypes of his latest innovation: the "SizzleSafe," a hybrid outdoor cooker that emitted a high-decibel alarm if the lid was opened by unauthorized paws. He had long boasted to investors that his alarm system could deter any creature, a claim he eagerly planned to test against Tahoe's notorious foraging bears.
At precisely 10:45 PM, a local 400-pound black bear—later affectionately dubbed "Salty Sam" by locals who had tracked his previous backyard raids—caught the unmistakable, caramelized aroma of Tom’s "Sweet & Spicy" glaze wafting out onto the deck. Driven by the aggressive calorie-consuming phase known as hyperphagia, the massive bear bypassed the locked glass doors, tearing a corner of the kitchen wall right off to get to the sauce.
In a bitter twist of irony, as the bear began consuming the sticky, molasses-based condiment, it knocked over a grease trap, turning the range dials and inadvertently igniting the kitchen. The SizzleSafe, designed specifically to detect movement and temperature spikes, began blaring at 11:00 PM just as the smoke detectors went off.
Startled by the blaring sirens and flashes of the security system, the panicked animal charged wildly out of the demolished kitchen, crossing directly into Tom’s path as the tycoon stepped out of the bedroom to investigate. By the time emergency crews and local news vans rolled up at 11:00 PM, the flashing alarm system was doing its job, but Tom was no longer in the house, having ultimately become part of the bear's late-night feast.
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“Salty Sam”
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Larry Bud MelmanOh No!! Not the Out-Of-Town Sauce!!

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Is the bear OK?
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Sockpuppet
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Bear SnacksFinally a good post.
Well done OP
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Tommy's rotting corpseThank god, I can rest!
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