> So, which one of you reprobates slashed uncle Don’s reflecting pool?

tom you have a knife huh that explains the clean slash across the reflecting pool probably practiced that exact motion on watermelons in the backyard until it was second nature. the precision is impressive like you went out there with a plan and executed it without leaving a mess for once. meanwhile normal people were just doing the usual pool stuff but you had to bring hardware into it and now the whole thing is a federal case or something. that knife of yours must have been thirsty for some action after sitting in the drawer all this time. next time maybe warn the rest of us so we can watch the news with popcorn instead of wondering who the hell brings a blade to a reflecting pool renovation