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#1 2026-05-13 14:31:43

What sort of a lawn mower do you own?

Real men have well maintained mowers.

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#2 2026-05-13 14:43:30

Re: What sort of a lawn mower do you own?

None.
It was stored in the garage with a guest apartment above,but without proper fire separation construction I didn’t want to have any engines adjacent to living space. So I parked it outside for awhile but that was ghetto. Got rid of the beast and have to get somebody to mow. My grass is knee high and goes mostly unmoved now, better for the environment.

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#3 2026-05-13 14:46:01

Re: What sort of a lawn mower do you own?

It will all be bushhogged in the fall so tree seedlings do not take over. Or not.
Planned to put in a meadow but overgrown grass is close enough. No mow, no water, no preening over a lawn.

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#4 2026-05-13 14:59:14

Re: What sort of a lawn mower do you own?

I have one of these: :laborer:

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#5 2026-05-13 15:17:39

Re: What sort of a lawn mower do you own?

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I have one of these: :laborer:

I do everything I can to keep that away from my property.
Like today, my least favorite activity ever = cleaning yak

But doing things myself is still preferable to having invaders around.

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Sockpuppet
#6 2026-05-13 15:38:30

Re: What sort of a lawn mower do you own?

My Mexican takes care of my lawn.

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#7 2026-05-13 15:41:08

Re: What sort of a lawn mower do you own?

Since it costs nearly $100 t get my yard mowed, trimmed, and blown out, I do it myself on my 25 year old John Deer rider. Last year I had to learn to weld to repair the deck. I'm waiting for something major to break like the engine or transmission to replace it.

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#8 2026-05-13 15:44:28

Re: What sort of a lawn mower do you own?

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Since it costs nearly $100 t get my yard mowed, trimmed, and blown out, I do it myself on my 25 year old John Deer rider. Last year I had to learn to weld to repair the deck. I'm waiting for something major to break like the engine or transmission to replace it.

thumbup you can get away with only mowing a few times a year anyway. Much better for environment.

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#9 2026-05-13 15:50:21

Re: What sort of a lawn mower do you own?

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thumbup you can get away with only mowing a few times a year anyway. Much better for environment.

No, in the summer rainy season it needs to be mowed bi weekly at the least.
I wanted to get a service to do it, but it would cost 80-100 per mow.

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#10 2026-05-13 15:50:47

Re: What sort of a lawn mower do you own?

I run a corded electric mower, trimmer, blower and dethatcher.   Maintenance is significantly lower and when I (eventually) run over the power cord, that'll be my clue to outsource the job.

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#11 2026-05-13 16:04:50

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Sockpuppet wrote:

My Mexican takes care of my lawn.

why do you identify him by his race?

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#12 2026-05-13 16:06:31

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why do you identify him by his race?

They do the best yard work?  It's a flex.

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#13 2026-05-13 16:20:29

Re: What sort of a lawn mower do you own?

https://www.cubcadet.com/en_US/zero-tur … CM010.html

Looks like this but 3 years old now.

Still not a speck of dust because it lives in the garage between uses

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#14 2026-05-13 16:25:16

Re: What sort of a lawn mower do you own?

more than this is overkill. 100% maintainable and lasts forever. anything else is for sissies.

https://cdn.commercev3.net/cdn.lehmans. … _popup.jpg

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#15 2026-05-13 16:34:12

Re: What sort of a lawn mower do you own?

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I do everything I can to keep that away from my property.
Like today, my least favorite activity ever = cleaning yak

But doing things myself is still preferable to having invaders around.

I usually have them in my fields picking lettuce.  I put Beaner Ben in charge.

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#16 2026-05-13 16:34:57

Re: What sort of a lawn mower do you own?

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more than this is overkill. 100% maintainable and lasts forever. anything else is for sissies.

https://cdn.commercev3.net/cdn.lehmans. … _popup.jpg

My parents bought their first power mower immediately after I moved out.

gramps

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#17 2026-05-13 16:44:16

Re: What sort of a lawn mower do you own?

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No, in the summer rainy season it needs to be mowed bi weekly at the least.
I wanted to get a service to do it, but it would cost 80-100 per mow.

Let that bitch grow knee high. Mow some paths in it, clear off a bit of yard for a barbecue if there is no deck.

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#18 2026-05-13 16:48:10

Re: What sort of a lawn mower do you own?

Sockpuppet wrote:

My Mexican takes care of my lawn.

The use of the term "My" indicates an ownership position.

Spanky considers Mexicans something that someone, him speficially, owns.

Master/Slave relationship.


jawdrop

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Spanky
#19 2026-05-13 16:49:08

Re: What sort of a lawn mower do you own?

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The use of the term "My" indicates an ownership position.

Spanky considers Mexicans something that someone, him speficially, owns.

Master/Slave relationship.


jawdrop

Nah. It's like "my doctor."

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#20 2026-05-13 16:56:10

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Spanky wrote:

Nah. It's like "my doctor."

so it's now ok to say my ni****er does my yard work

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Spanky
#21 2026-05-13 16:56:56

Re: What sort of a lawn mower do you own?

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so it's now ok to say my ni****er does my yard work

It is never appropriate to use that word.

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#22 2026-05-13 16:57:41

Re: What sort of a lawn mower do you own?

Spanky wrote:

It is never appropriate to use that word.

I agree. I do not like racial language.

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#23 2026-05-13 17:00:19

Re: What sort of a lawn mower do you own?

Spanky wrote:

Nah. It's like "my doctor."

Spanky "owns" human beings in the medical field?

jawdrop

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#24 2026-05-13 17:02:10

Re: What sort of a lawn mower do you own?

Spanky wrote:

It is never appropriate to use that word.

why is that? You sure are selective about what you think should be "appropriate".

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Spanky
#25 2026-05-13 17:04:05

Re: What sort of a lawn mower do you own?

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why is that? You sure are selective about what you think should be "appropriate".

Black people don't like to be called that word and are offended by it. It also carries strong historical connotations of human abuse. Thus, it is not appropriate.

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