> Iran Announces: "We guarantee the security of any oil tanker, under any flag, that can convince an American destroyer to escort it through the Strait of Hormuz."

"We guarantee the security of any oil tanker, under any flag, that can convince an American destroyer to escort it through the Strait of Hormuz."

https://x.com/PressTV/status/2031768360866677240

BRING IT ON, TACO BOY !!!
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lol

rofl world class trolling

Spot oil back up to $108

nuke

A day later, oil prices soaring and Trump isn’t rising to the challenge. He’s scared shytless to lose an American ship.

He should stick to attacking someone he can handle… like punching out that 13 year old girl he’d just raped.

Iran propaganda TV, low IQs here lap it up. These also believed Baghdad Bob back in the day and that Biden just had a stutter.

Complete absence of critical thinking skills.

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Iran propaganda TV, low IQs here lap it up. These also believed Baghdad Bob back in the day and that Biden just had a stutter.

Complete absence of critical thinking skills.

Pretty effective propaganda… Hormuz is still closed to anyone except Iran and China and the U.S. Navy is still unwilling to risk sending a warship through.

VP_Spiro_T_Cheney wrote:
A day later, oil prices soaring and Trump isn’t rising to the challenge. He’s scared shytless to lose an American ship.

He should stick to attacking someone he can handle… like punching out that 13 year old girl he’d just raped.

https://www.straitstimes.com/world/midd … -secretary

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https://www.straitstimes.com/world/middle-east/us-military-not-ready-to-escort-tankers-through-hormuz-strait-energy-secretary

“Quite likely” there’ll be exports by the end of the month?

rofl if the current shyt lasts that long oil will be $200 and the infrastructure supporting 20% of world production will be a smoking ruin.

No way the Navy would have misled Trump or told him they could keep the Straights open. He started this war on a whim, without even considering what the Iran’s capabilities and probable responses might be.

All of my oil and natural gas stocks are already over-valued but I’m not selling yet, there’s a good chance they’re going to reach AI levels of over-valuation.

US admits military unprepared to escort tankers through Strait of Hormuz

Since launching the war on Iran, US President Donald Trump has sought to calm markets by offering US Navy escorts for oil tankers and reinsurance for shipping companies, but no escorts have taken place so far.

March 12, 2026

The US military is currently "not ready" to escort tankers through the critical Strait of Hormuz because all its assets are focused on striking Iran, Energy Secretary Chris Wright has said.

https://www.trtworld.com/article/f019552ef98d

Spot oil $116 right now

Hookers and blow

Never fails as a bribe.

VP_Spiro_T_Cheney wrote:
A day later, oil prices soaring and Trump isn’t rising to the challenge. He’s scared shytless to lose an American ship.

He should stick to attacking someone he can handle… like punching out that 13 year old girl he’d just raped.

You actually think mentioning that mentally ill girl is a flex and helps your point when, in fact, it only shows just how retarded you are.

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VP_Spiro_T_Cheney wrote:
A day later, oil prices soaring and Trump isn’t rising to the challenge. He’s scared shytless to lose an American ship.

He should stick to attacking someone he can handle… like punching out that 13 year old girl he’d just raped.

That spanky clone sure is showing off how brain dead he is.

It's totally wild that the US has been blocked from accessing that waterway.

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“Quite likely” there’ll be exports by the end of the month?

if the current shyt lasts that long oil will be $200 and the infrastructure supporting 20% of world production will be a smoking ruin.

No way the Navy would have misled Trump or told him they could keep the Straights open. He started this war on a whim, without even considering what the Iran’s capabilities and probable responses might be.

All of my oil and natural gas stocks are already over-valued but I’m not selling yet, there’s a good chance they’re going to reach AI levels of over-valuation.

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Spanky wrote:
It's totally wild that the US has been blocked from accessing that waterway.

What’s wild is Trump starting an unnecessary war for Israel without any plan or resources in place to keep that waterway open.

USO (spot oil) $118

This is costing US taxpayers and consumers many billions of dollars a day.

VP_Spiro_T_Cheney wrote:
USO (spot oil) $118

USO is an oil ETF.

USO price does NOT represent the price of oil.

Oil is trading at $96.39 (NYMEX) and $101.39 (Brent)

https://www.cnbc.com/futures-and-commodities/ [Highly Credible Source (Liberal)]

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USO is an oil ETF.

USO price does NOT represent the price of oil.

Oil is trading at $96.39 (NYMEX) and $101.39 (Brent)

https://www.cnbc.com/futures-and-commodities/ [Highly Credible Source (Liberal)]

Best educate yourself before dabbling in this market.

Those are prices for futures contracts. There’s a fair amount of backwardization right now.

USO tracks the daily spot price movements of WTI

VP_Spiro_T_Cheney wrote:
Those are prices for futures contracts.

USO holds futures contracts.

VP_Spiro_T_Cheney wrote:
USO tracks the daily spot price movements of WTI

When USO was originally created (2006), the price of the USO ETF was very close to the spot WTI oil prie.

However, over the years, the USO ETF price has drifted away from the spot WTI oil price.

Today, the USO ETF price has nothing to do with the spot WTI oil price.

VP_Spiro_T_Cheney wrote:
There’s a fair amount of backwardization right now.

The term is "backwardation", not "backwardization".

> Iran Announces: "We guarantee the security of any oil tanker, under any flag, that can convince an American destroyer to escort it through the Strait of Hormuz."

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