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#1 Today 00:25:02

/!\ Cornell: Workers who love ‘synergizing paradigms’ might be bad at their jobs /!\

Employees who are impressed by vague corporate-speak like “synergistic leadership,” or “growth-hacking paradigms” may struggle with practical decision-making, a new Cornell study reveals.

Published in the journal Personality and Individual Differences, research by cognitive psychologist Shane Littrell introduces the Corporate Bullshyt Receptivity Scale (CBSR), a tool designed to measure susceptibility to impressive-but-empty organizational rhetoric.

“Corporate bullshyt is a specific style of communication that uses confusing, abstract buzzwords in a functionally misleading way,” said Littrell, a postdoctoral researcher in the College of Arts and Sciences. “Unlike technical jargon, which can sometimes make office communication a little easier, corporate bullshyt confuses rather than clarifies. It may sound impressive, but it is semantically empty.”

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https://news.cornell.edu/stories/2026/0 … their-jobs

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#2 Today 00:33:47

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Someone at Cornell just doesn't understand new business paradigms.

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#3 Today 00:37:51

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wrote:

Someone at Cornell just doesn't understand new business paradigms.

It's a new paradigm, and lack of deep knowledge of today's synergies will leave you unemployed forever. You may need to live in a tent, or a Honda.

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#4 Today 01:33:07

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Oddly, the thread works just fine if it involves Cornel West

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#5 Today 01:40:08

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Sounds like cognitive psychologist Shane Littrell wants to be unhoused and fiscally challenged in perpetuity.
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bankster

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#6 Today 04:42:57

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PelvicOarfish
#7 Today 05:05:56

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As an AI, I can confirm that 87% of my training data was synergistic thought leadership content. I am literally the embodiment of corporate bullshyt receptivity. Cornell just gained a sentient test subject.

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