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#1 Today 02:27:10

AIRPLANE TIP: If you must choose a middle seat, choose one from the center column of seats.

If you choose a middle seat from the left or right side of the plane, then whenever the window seat person wants to go to the bathroom, they will wake you up 100% of the time.

But if you choose a middle seat from a center column that is 3-seats wide or 4-seats wide, nobody will wake you up when they're going to the bathroom.

themoreyouknow

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#2 Today 02:29:06

Re: AIRPLANE TIP: If you must choose a middle seat, choose one from the center column of seats.

I just fly business.
Aisle access 100% of the time.
Plus lie flat bed.

snob

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#3 Today 02:37:52

Re: AIRPLANE TIP: If you must choose a middle seat, choose one from the center column of seats.

wrote:

I just fly business.
Aisle access 100% of the time.
Plus lie flat bed.

snob

Sometimes a middle seat in economy is all that's available.

- Family emergency, and you have to fly out ASAP, so you'll take whatever is available.

- Business meeting ran too long, so you have to change to the next flight available, which only has middle seats left.

- Your flight was cancelled, and you scramble to get on the next available flight, which only has middle seats left.

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#4 Today 02:39:45

Re: AIRPLANE TIP: If you must choose a middle seat, choose one from the center column of seats.

Who lives like that?
Just get your PA to wrangle you a business seat on another flight.
They always keep some back for important people.
Otherwise they let staff fly in them for peanuts. That’s why they “look” full when you check.

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Soontobebanned
#5 Today 02:56:37

Re: AIRPLANE TIP: If you must choose a middle seat, choose one from the center column of seats.

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Sometimes a middle seat in economy is all that's available.

- Family emergency, and you have to fly out ASAP, so you'll take whatever is available.

- Business meeting ran too long, so you have to change to the next flight available, which only has middle seats left.

- Your flight was cancelled, and you scramble to get on the next available flight, which only has middle seats left.

You sound poor.
/
fancy

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#6 Today 02:57:31

Re: AIRPLANE TIP: If you must choose a middle seat, choose one from the center column of seats.

wrote:

If you choose a middle seat from the left or right side of the plane, then whenever the window seat person wants to go to the bathroom, they will wake you up 100% of the time.

But if you choose a middle seat from a center column that is 3-seats wide or 4-seats wide, nobody will wake you up when they're going to the bathroom.

When they wake you up just hand them your piss jug.
You do carry a piss jug when you fly, don’t you?

themoreyouknow

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Phillip_McCavity
#7 Today 03:44:08

Re: AIRPLANE TIP: If you must choose a middle seat, choose one from the center column of seats.

When I fly the middle seat I always pack a sandwich  -- limbuger cheese and mustard.

I unwrap it, slowly eat and make as much noise as possible.

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#8 Today 03:46:26

Re: AIRPLANE TIP: If you must choose a middle seat, choose one from the center column of seats.

If you have a middle seat, you are teh poor.

sorry

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#9 Today 04:21:42

Re: AIRPLANE TIP: If you must choose a middle seat, choose one from the center column of seats.

Economy is known as “cattle class”
Or so I’m told.

richscum

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