> Made beer cheese dip. Sigh.

Eat a bullet!!!

Tom Leykis wrote:

Yummy!      Bring some up when you visit!

Did the kitties get turkey for Thanksgiving?

Winston is here asking for some.

Phillip_McCavity wrote:

Did the kitties get turkey for Thanksgiving?

Winston is here asking for some.

Three kitties found the master bed and spent the afternoon in WARM and SOFT.

The Max Cat came in while I was carving turkey.   Every time I offered him a piece, he just turned and walked away. 

Sockpuppet wrote:

What do you dip into it?

He has access to those genuine sourdough garlic CROUTONS!!!!

Phillip_McCavity wrote:

I made soft pretzels.

I was going to bring them to the dive bar, but ended up eating too many of them.

Mmmmmm.

Die you cancerous fuq

Phillip_McCavity wrote:

How to make beer cheese dip, by trev

https://sallysbakingaddiction.com/beer-cheese-dip/

This recipe is great but here are a few tricks:

1. heat up the beer first to simmer

2. Use half and half for the dairy

With these two clarifications, you'll make something damn good.


Take it from me!
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Why not whole milk?



Not creamy enough?

I hate when these qunts have 15 paragraphs of when she eats it and another 12 pages of huge step-by-step pictures. Look, I even enjoy the pictures. But you don't have to post step-by-step photos of a stove-top solution.



I just want the fukking recipe. Thank God there is a link to jump to the recipe. I'm pretty sure enough people bitched in the comments about how narcissistic these women were when they made the recipe all about them so that the qunts then started putting "jump to recipe" links in.

wrote:

I hate when these qunts have 15 paragraphs of when she eats it and another 12 pages of huge step-by-step pictures. Look, I even enjoy the pictures. But you don't have to post step-by-step photos of a stove-top solution.



I just want the fukking recipe. Thank God there is a link to jump to the recipe. I'm pretty sure enough people bitched in the comments about how narcissistic these women were when they made the recipe all about them so that the qunts then started putting "jump to recipe" links in.

Total agreement.

Phillip_McCavity wrote:

How to make beer cheese dip, by trev

https://sallysbakingaddiction.com/beer-cheese-dip/

This recipe is great but here are a few tricks:

1. heat up the beer first to simmer

2. Use half and half for the dairy

With these two clarifications, you'll make something damn good.


Take it from me!
    \

Don't forget the arsenic - lots of arsenic, then eat the entire bowl

Tom Leykis wrote:

Cat update!   This morning, the Chex cat came into the kitchen at the smell of bacon - his favorite. 

When I offered him some, HE turned his back and walked away.   A cat dad could get a complex here....

NO one fuqing cares. STFU you old dipshyt. Get a complex instead about which one of those dudes with cat ears is boning the women of Boise that have limp-dicked useless husbands.

If I wanted to fuqing double my weight in the shortest possible time, pretzels dipped in a beer / cheese sauce sound like a very efficient way to do it.



Why do the Yanks seem unable to enjoy food that isn't a noxious mess of cheap carbs, rendering tank scrapings and HFCS?