> Dystopia: McDonald’s New “Play Place” for Children is two screens / two chairs

The problem with those giant play gyms was they were seldom cleaned and invariably some loser would bring their loser kids who found a way to injure themselves and sue McDonalds.

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That which does not kill you makes you stronger.

So why are you such a weakling?

Perfect for youngsters to practice their Dunning-Kreuger skillz.  Right, Phil?

nigz ruined mcdonald's

Now tell us whats on the screens.
“Rubbng One Out With Rudolph?”

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Never forget what they took from us

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Some McDonalds still have this.  The McDonalds in Sandwich has one and it was renovated only about 10 years ago and is still in good shape.

Chicago area

    2608 W. Addison St., Chicago
    : Newly renovated with a large, multilevel indoor playground.
    2834 N. Ashland Ave., Chicago
    : A clean, 24/7 location that features an indoor play area.
    4946 N. Milwaukee Ave., Chicago
    : Offers a segregated, air-conditioned play area, with plenty of free parking available.
    10320 S. Kedzie Ave., Chicago
    : Located on the South Side, this restaurant includes a PlayPlace for younger children.
    1 E. North Ave., Northlake
    : This location is noted for having a large PlayPlace.
    350 E. Saint Charles Rd., Villa Park
    : An indoor play area is available here.
    11110 W. 31st St., Westchester
    : This location was renovated to include a play area.
    6200 Broadview Village Sq., Broadview
    : A clean and well-regarded McDonald's with an indoor play area.
    15920 S. Harlem, Tinley Park
    : This location has an indoor PlayPlace.

Western suburbs

    892 W. 75th St., Naperville
    : Recently updated with a new play area.
    2310 W. 75th St., Woodridge
    : Confirmed on the McDonald's website to have a PlayPlace.
    2401 63rd St., Woodridge
    : While the play area is described as small, it is available for parties.

Northern suburbs

    1920 N. Arlington Heights Rd., Arlington Heights
    : This location features a PlayPlace and is mentioned in recent reviews.
    550 S. Roselle Rd., Schaumburg
    : An indoor play area is available at this location.
    3140 Kirchoff Rd., Rolling Meadows
    : This restaurant includes a play area.
    50 S. Waukegan Rd., Deerfield
    : Features a small PlayPlace suitable for younger children.
    4830 Dempster St., Skokie
    : This location has an indoor PlayPlace, though the building may need updating.
    7455 Barrington Rd., Hanover Park
    : Known for having an indoor PlayPlace.

South and Southwest suburbs

    15810 S. Rt 59, Plainfield
    : This location has a large play area.
    1704 Plainfield Rd., Crest Hill
    : A smaller indoor play area is located here.

Note: Availability can change over time, and some reviews mention play areas being temporarily closed for cleaning. It's a good idea to call ahead to confirm if a PlayPlace is open, especially if traveling a long distance.

SamplesBoi wrote:

Some McDonalds still have this.  The McDonalds in Sandwich has one and it was renovated only about 10 years ago and is still in good shape.

Is that where you go to diddle kids, faggot?

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They know their market. Last time I went into McDs (a moment of desperation) every last kid in there was on some sort of device. If I let it happen, mine would probably be on theirs every waking hour.

That porn aint gonna download itself!

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Ba da da I'm loving it

Play place eh?
How young are these kids?
A private room?
And cheeseburgers
Hmmmm