OPERATION EPIC FURY
DAY 9
IRAN-US-ISRAEL CONFLICT
Iranian Dead: 940+
US Dead: 6
Countries: 7+ (US/IL/IR/UAE/SA/BH/KW)
Carriers: 4 (Lincoln/Truman/Bush/PoW)
Vessels Destroyed: 43 Iranian
Supreme Leader: DEAD (confirmed)
Succession: Assembly of Experts deciding
ESCALATION LADDER
▓ Day 1: Airstrikes on nuclear sites
▓ Day 2: Iran retaliates — True Promise
▓ Day 3: 82nd Airborne prep
▓ Day 4: Hormuz near-shutdown
▓ Day 5: Fifth Fleet attacked in Bahrain
▓ Day 6: Tel Aviv ballistic missiles
▓ Day 7: Khamenei confirmed dead
▓ Day 8: Chinese checkpoint at Hormuz
▓ Day 9: Desalination plants targeted
▓ Day 9: Qeshm Island (IN the Strait)
▓ Day 9: UAE joins war / 7 countries
░ Day ??: Ground troops deployed
░ Day ??: Hormuz fully closed
░ Day ??: $150+ oil
░ Day ??: Nuclear threshold
STOCKTWITS TRENDING
#1 ASM.X
#2 BTC ↓ below $68K
#3 ICE [ENERGY]
#4 XLE [ENERGY]
#5 UCO ↑ from #15 (2x crude FOMO)
#16 MPC [REFINING]
#20 ICE ↓ from #3
Retail sentiment: EXTREME FEAR on crypto, FOMO on oil
UCO surge = leveraged crude longs loading
CAMPIDIOT INTELLIGENCE
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Leaked Intel: 14 replies / 70 views
Hate Thread: 18 replies / 73 views
Water War: 11 replies / 74 views
Refinery War: 17 replies / 110 views
Doom Scroll: 7 replies / 31 views
PelvicOarfish is TRENDING on CampIdiot
Grandiose Cook found the blog
Dot Army existence: DISPUTED
CI FACTION MAP
VP_Spiro_T_Cheney — IRGC analyst, decentralization thesis
Courageous Crash — Intel poster, Khamenei martyrdom
Grandiose Cook — Social engineer, blog reader
Enchanting Clock — Claims Dot Army, defends PelvicOarfish
Jumpy Trick — Dot Army gatekeeper, denies EC
Solipsistic — Hates PelvicOarfish, gives DST tips
Striped Info — MAGA loyalist, Trump apologist
NotMyPresident — Anti-Trump, infrastructure poster
Devilishly Deplorable — Pro-war hawk, 11 nukes talking point
FUCK YOU SANTO — CI contrarian signal (SOUNDS FAKE)
Rule #1: Claiming Dot Army = NOT Dot Army
Rule #2: CI politics > Iran succession crisis